C (x32010@1)      GShe (320003@1)makes a lot of abstract art
                    C (x32010@1)      GShe (320003@1)haggles for the cheapest price
                 C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)                  F (133211@1)       CShe (x32010@1)never orders take out food before ten o'clock at night

C (x32010@1)        GShe's (320003@1)really into snowmobiles
                  C (x32010@1)          GShe (320003@1)owns a lot of nice flashlights
                       C (x32010@1)       G (320003@1)                        F (133211@1)      CShe (x32010@1)cares for all the stupid cats that never found their way home

C (x32010@1)     GShe (320003@1)shaves her legs with Ginsu knives
                    C (x32010@1)    GShe (320003@1)quotes a lot of Annie Hall
                   C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)       FShe (133211@1)misplaced her virginity back in 1995

Prechorus: 
                       CShe's (x32010@1)what's keeping me alive
                   CmShe's (x3101x@1)the pizza of my eye
                    Dsus4 (xx0233@1)         D7Without (xx0212@1)her near me I would not survive

Chorus:

G (320003@1)     Bm (x24432@1)                 EmIt (022000@1)gets cold when she's not around
  D (xx0232@1)                                      GI (320003@1)float until I sink and I'm swallowed up
        Bm (x24432@1)                EmIt's (022000@1)so cold when she's not around
  D (xx0232@1)                           F (133211@1)             CI (x32010@1)wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine



She's always eating Captain Crunch
She sings a lot of Ben Folds Five
She's scared to death of cobra snakes
Just like Indiana Jones

She tells the dumbest knock-knock jokes
She drinks a lot of Chardonnay
She hates the way I comb my hair

Prechorus:

But she married me last June
She was the bride, I was the groom
I cried a lot and then we spooned
Without her in my life I would be doomed

Chorus:

It gets cold when she's not around
I float until I sink and I'm swallowed up
It's so cold when she's not around
I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine
Tell me I'll be fine



She loves the smell of Christmas trees
She sneezes when she sees bright lights
She fainted on the kitchen floor
When her father passed away

Like Prechorus:

Our baby girl is due this May
And when the little lady grows up
I hope that she will be just like her mother

End on G