this is my first contribution but I think its pretty close to the record

ALL THE YOUNG DUDES

D (xx0232@1)                         Dmaj7Well (xx0222@1)Billy rapped all night about his suicide
         Bm (x24432@1)                                Bm/AHow (x04440@1)he'd kick it in the head when he was twenty-five
 F#m (244222@1)                         A (x02220@1)                  Asus4A
Speed jive don't want to stay alive when you're twenty-five
      D (xx0232@1)                                    Dmaj7And (xx0222@1)Wendy's stealing clothes from Marks and Sparks
        Bm (x24432@1)                                   Bm/AAnd (x04440@1)Freddy's got spots from ripping off the stars
 F#m (244222@1)                           A (x02220@1) us4 AFrom (x02220@1)his face, funky little boat race
Em (022000@1)              Em7                F# (244322@1)                   BmTelevision (x24432@1)man is crazy  Saying were juvenile delinquent wrecks
       G (320003@1)    D (xx0232@1)            A (x02220@1)                          Asus4Oh (x02230@1)man I need TV when I got T Rex, Oh brother you guessed I'm a dude dad

D (xx0232@1)    Dmaj7 (xx0222@1) Bm (x24432@1)   Bm/A (x04440@1)    Am (x02210@1)   Am7/G (302020@1)  F (133211@1)    C (x32010@1)       GC AD
All the young dudes.  Carry the news   Boogaloo dudes  Carry the news
D (xx0232@1)  Dmaj7 (xx0222@1)   Bm (x24432@1)   Bm/A (x04440@1)    Am (x02210@1)   Am7/G (302020@1)  F (133211@1)    C (x32010@1)       GC AD
All the young dudes.  Carry the news   Boogaloo dudes  Carry the news

D (xx0232@1)                          Dmaj7Now (xx0222@1)Lucy looks sweet cause he dresses like a queen
            Bm (x24432@1)                  Bm/ABut (x04440@1)he can kick like a mule its a real mean team
F#m (244222@1)                      A (x02220@1)       Asus4A
But we can love,   oh yes, we can love
 D (xx0232@1)                         Dmaj7And (xx0222@1)my brothers back at home with his Beatles and his Stones
   Bm (x24432@1)                     Bm/AWe (x04440@1)never got it off on that revolution stuff
 F#m (244222@1)             AWhat (x02220@1)a drag,  too many snags

Em (022000@1)                              Em7                 F# (244322@1)             Bm (x24432@1)                
Now I've drunk a lot of wine and I'm feeling fine Got to race some cat to bed   
G (320003@1)                         D (xx0232@1)                  A (x02220@1)            Asus4A  
Oh is there concrete all around   Or is it in my head . Yeah I'm a dude dad

D (xx0232@1)    Dmaj7 (xx0222@1) Bm (x24432@1)   Bm/A (x04440@1)    Am (x02210@1)   Am7/G (302020@1)  F (133211@1)    C (x32010@1)       GC AD
All the young dudes.  Carry the news   Boogaloo dudes  Carry the news
D (xx0232@1)  Dmaj7 (xx0222@1)   Bm (x24432@1)   Bm/A (x04440@1)    Am (x02210@1)   Am7/G (302020@1)  F (133211@1)    C (x32010@1)       GC AD
All the young dudes.  Carry the news   Boogaloo dudes  Carry the news