This is my first tab - 
The chords are pretty repetitive, but the strum pattern will likely tear
your fingers up if you're not used to playing something this fast paced.

Am (x02210@1)               G (320003@1)F (133211@1)GUnzip (320003@1)your skirt
Am (x02210@1)               G (320003@1)F (133211@1)GTake (320003@1)off your blouse
Am (x02210@1)               G (320003@1)F (133211@1)GI (320003@1)hope your toes are painted
Am (x02210@1)               G (320003@1)F (133211@1)GCos (320003@1)your gone dance in your undies all over your house
F (133211@1)                      AmWhen (x02210@1)your eyes are closed I hope Im the man you see
F (133211@1)                      GCos (320003@1)if not, I want you too know tonight I plan to be
MUTE STRUM
Is this for me? 
Am (x02210@1)                 G (320003@1)   F (133211@1)              GSlow (320003@1)motion like a dream but real time is what it seems
Am (x02210@1)               G (320003@1)    F (133211@1)GI (320003@1)love the way she dance
Am (x02210@1)                 G (320003@1)   F (133211@1)              GSlow (320003@1)motion like a dream but real time is what it seems
Am (x02210@1)               G (320003@1)        F (133211@1)GI (320003@1)love the way she dance see I
Am (x02210@1)                 G (320003@1)F (133211@1)GLove (320003@1)the way she dance
Am (x02210@1)                G (320003@1)F (133211@1)GGirl (320003@1)I love the way you dance, yeah
Am (x02210@1)               G (320003@1)F (133211@1)GI (320003@1)am in your aquarium
Am (x02210@1)               G (320003@1)F (133211@1)GAre (320003@1)you are mermaid or something
Am (x02210@1)               G (320003@1)F (133211@1)GIs (320003@1)it possible to marry one?
Am (x02210@1)               G (320003@1)F (133211@1)GBig (320003@1)tits, a fat ass and turquoise hair
F (133211@1)                       AmWhen (x02210@1)your eyes are closed I hope Im the man you see
F (133211@1)                              GCos (320003@1)if not, I want you too know tonight I plan to be
MUTE STRUM
Is this for me?

Pattern Repeats for rest of song... Hope You Enjoy