Artist: Nerd Herder
Song: Sportsman Bar
Album: My E.P.

Intro: (Done with open chords)
A (x02220@1) A (x02220@1)               E (022100@1)      AThere's (x02220@1)a place on Figueroa Street,
       D (xx0232@1)      A (x02220@1)   B (x2444x@1)EWhere (022100@1)you can always gooooo
  A (x02220@1)          E (022100@1)       ASmiling (x02220@1)faces you might meet,
 D (xx0232@1)       AWhoa! (x02220@1)All Hail,
       E (022100@1)     AThe (x02220@1)Sportsman Bar
 D (xx0232@1)       AWhoa! (x02220@1)All Hail,
       E (022100@1)     AThe (x02220@1)Sportsman Bar

(Rest of the song is power chords)

Verse 1:
       A5The (x022xx@1)trophies on the mantel
      E5 (022xxx@1)        A5Are (x022xx@1)covered with dust,
           D5 (xx023x@1)               A5 (x022xx@1)         G5E5
And the pretzels are from nineteen eighty-twooooo.
     A5 (x022xx@1)         E5The (022xxx@1)soda from the bar
        A5 (x022xx@1)      D5Tastes (xx023x@1)just like rust,
         A5 (x022xx@1)      E5Nobody (022xxx@1)cares! All Hail
        A5The (x022xx@1)Sportsman Bar
 D5 (xx023x@1)      A5Whoa! (x022xx@1)All Hail,
       E5 (022xxx@1)    A5 (x022xx@1)(Hold)
The Sportsman Bar

Pre Chorus 1:
 D5There's (xx023x@1)Mike Green,
       A5He's (x022xx@1)fallen to his knees,
        D5He's (xx023x@1)mumbling 'bout the
                        A5 (x022xx@1) E5State (022xxx@1)Street rock and roooolllllll
      D5They (xx023x@1)took away the booths,
      A5 (x022xx@1)                B5But (x244xx@1)unless they take the roof
         D5 (xx023x@1)                 E5We (022xxx@1)will see you again here tomorrow!

Solo:
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A---0-0-2-4-2-0---7-7-7-9-7-0---9-7-5-7-0---4--2-0-|
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 D5 (xx023x@1)       A5Whoa! (x022xx@1)All hail,
        E5 (022xxx@1)   A5the (x022xx@1)sportsman bar!

Verse 2:
Say a prayer for friends
Who passed away,
Say a prayer for the lurkers
And the losers
And to all you bastards
That moved out of town,
We'll see you at Thanksgiving
At the Sportsman Bar
Whoa! All Hail,
The Sportsman Bar

Pre Chorus 2:
Ned's our man,
With his Pabst Blue Ribbon can,
Uh-oh, he's looking for a fight!
He'll punch you in the face,
But it's your kind of place
So we'll see you again here tomorrow!

   A5 (x022xx@1)       E5 (022xxx@1)     A5 (x022xx@1)      D5Everybody's (xx023x@1)drunk! Everybody's drunk!      x3
 A5 (x022xx@1)      E5 (022xxx@1)        D5 (xx023x@1)   A5Whoa! (x022xx@1)All Hail, The Sportsman Bar

(Final time do this)
  D5 (xx023x@1) E5 (022xxx@1)  A5Sports-man (x022xx@1)Baaaar!