The song is really easy and I'm pretty sure about all the chords.
Check it out and let me know if corrections are needed. Have fun playing this!
- smoothk

Intro
G Bm D x3
G Bm A

Verse
D (xx0232@1)                        BmI'll (x24432@1)trust as far as I can spit.
                       GYou (320003@1)can read deep into it.
                         Bm (x24432@1)            A (x02220@1)     DNew (xx0232@1)York nightlife isn't shit without a storyboard.
                             Bm (x24432@1)                   GI (320003@1)don't think much impresses me like a drunk celebrity.
                             Bm (x24432@1)           AYou (x02220@1)just fall down and fall asleep like the rest (of us).

Chorus
G (320003@1)          BmD G (320003@1)                         BmD
On your way out, don't bother picking up your tab.
G (320003@1)          BmD G (320003@1)                                   BmIt's (x24432@1)a stake out. There's hanging on with bated breath, you're just milking 
Athis (x02220@1)to death.

Verse 2 as in verse 1:

So sad I have to disappoint, her name is not a selling point.
The drinks are better in this joint where everyone's a friend.
Not that the nightlife isn't great and if I seem to be irate,
I don't have tolerance for fakes:what's to say.

Chorus
G (320003@1)          BmD G (320003@1)                         BmD
On your way out, don't bother picking up your tab.
G (320003@1)          BmD G (320003@1)                                   BmIt's (x24432@1)a stake out. There's hanging on with bated breath, you're just milking 
Athis (x02220@1)to death.

Verse 3 as in verse 1:
Somewhere the novelty wore thin.
Every city I was in there was an actor soaked in gin with an entourage.
This is my home away from home, get a barstool of your own.
I'll watch you sinking like a stone:what a sight.

Chorus
G (320003@1)          BmD G (320003@1)                         BmD
On your way out, don't bother picking up your tab.
G (320003@1)          BmD G (320003@1)                                   BmIt's (x24432@1)a stake out. There's hanging on with bated breath, you're just milking 
Athis (x02220@1)for:

Coda:
D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1)       Bm (x24432@1)         AAccess, (x02220@1)what little we possess.
D (xx0232@1)      G (320003@1)                     Bm (x24432@1)           AAny (x02220@1)other pays the cover but it wouldn't be the same.
D (xx0232@1)  G (320003@1)  Bm (x24432@1)         AExcess, (x02220@1)destined to impress.
         D (xx0232@1)          G (320003@1)           Bm (x24432@1)          AYou (x02220@1)can follow every model but you always try to hover near fame.