(Intro)
Fm Eb Db7 Cm7sus (2x)

(Verse)
       Fm (133111@1)When I met him on a sidewalk
He was preaching to a mailbox
BbmDown (x13321@1)on 16th Avenue
       Db (x43121@1)
And he told me he was Jesus
          Eb (x43121@3)Sent from Jupiter to free us
       FmWith (133111@1)a bottle of tequila and one shoe
BbmHe (x13321@1)raged about repentance
   Csus (x33010@1)         C (x32010@1)He finished every sentence
Fm (133111@1)                            Bbmsus
With a promise that the end was close at hand
  Gb (244322@1)               Csus (x33010@1)  C (x32010@1)I didn't even try to understand

           Fm (133111@1)      Eb2 (x43141@3)                 Db (x43121@1)  CMajsus CMaj
He left me wide eyed in disbelief and disillusion
      Fm (133111@1)         Eb2 (x43141@3)          Db (x43121@1)  CMajsus CMaj
I was tongue tied, drawn by my conclusions
Bbm (x13321@1)           Csus (x33010@1) C (x32010@1)So I turned and walked away
    Fm (133111@1)       Eb2 (x43141@3)                 BbmAnd (x13321@1)laughed at what he had to say
                                    CMaj CMaj
Then casually dismissed him as a fraud
  Gb (244322@1)I forgot he was created in the image of my God

(Intro)

       FmWhen (133111@1)I met her in a bookstore
She was browsing on the first floor
BbmThrough (x13321@1)a yoga magazine
        Db (x43121@1)        
And she told me in her past life
        EbShe (x43121@3)was some plantation slave's wife
    FmShe (133111@1)had to figure out what that might mean
    Bbm (x13321@1)                              Csus (x33010@1)C (x32010@1)
She believes the healing powers of her crystals
          Fm (133111@1)                   Bbmsus 
Can bring balance and new purpose to her life
Gb (244322@1)       CsusSounds (x33010@1)nice

(Chorus)

(Bridge)
Bbm (x13321@1)                                  FmNot (133111@1)so long ago, a man from Galilee
                            Eb (x43121@3)                DbFed (x43121@1)thousands with His bread and His theology
                       BbmAnd (x13321@1)the truth He spoke
Quickly became the joke
   Csus
Of educated, self-inflated Pharisees like me
(Intro 2x)

              Gm (355333@1)     F2 (135211@1)              Eb (x43121@3)       DMajsus DMaj
And they were wide eyed in disbelief and disillusion
          Gm (355333@1)         F2 (135211@1)               Eb (x43121@3)      DMajsus DMaj 
They were tongue tied, drawn by their conclusions
      Cm (x3101x@1)              Dsus (xx0233@1)  D (xx0232@1)Would I have turned and walked away
    Gm (355333@1)       F2 (135211@1)    Eb (x43121@3)         Cm2
And laughed at what He had to say
                                DMajsus
And casually dismissed Him as a fraud
   AbUnaware (xx1114@1)that I was staring at the image of my God

(Outro)
Gm F2 Eb DMajsus DMaj 5x
Dm (xx0231@1)