The Offspring - "Why Don't You Get A Job?"
Tabbed by Nick Thom@cyberdude.com
Chords:

    F (133211@1)       Bb (x1333x@1)       C (x32010@1)         Ge---1----------1---------3-----------3------------| (320003@1)B---1----------3---------5-----------3------------|
G---2----------3---------5-----------4------------|
D---3----------3---------5-----------5------------|
A---3----------1---------3-----------5------------|
E---1--------------------------------3------------|

VERSE 1: (No guitar this verse!!)

My friend's got a girlfriend
Man he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says "Man I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way"

VERSE 2:
FShe (133211@1)sits on her ass
BbHe (x1333x@1)works his hands to the bone
F (133211@1)                     CTo (x32010@1)give her money every payday
F (133211@1)                               BbBut (x1333x@1)she wants more dinero just to stay at home
F (133211@1)                 C (x32010@1)     FWell (133211@1)my friend, you gotta say

CHORUS:
F (133211@1)                          BbI (x1333x@1)won't pay, I won't pay ya, No Way-ay-ay-ay
F (133211@1)              C (x32010@1)           FNa (133211@1)na, why don't you get a job?
F (133211@1)                        BbSay (x1333x@1)no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay
F (133211@1)              C (x32010@1)           FNa (133211@1)na, why don't you get a job?

VERSE 3:
F (133211@1)                            BbI (x1333x@1)guess all his money, well it isn't enough
F (133211@1)                            C (x32010@1)To keep her bill collectors at bay
F (133211@1)                            BbI (x1333x@1)guess all his money, well it isn't enough
F (133211@1)                   C (x32010@1)            FCause (133211@1)that girl's got expensive taste

CHORUS

BREAK:
BbWell (x1333x@1)I guess it ain't easy
                 FDoing (133211@1)nothing at alllllllll  ohhhh yeahhhh
BbBut (x1333x@1)hey man free rides just don't
       G (320003@1)          CCome (x32010@1)along every day

(Let me tell you about my other friend now)

VERSE 4:
FMy (133211@1)friend's got a boyfriend
        BbMan (x1333x@1)she hates that dick
F (133211@1)                   CShe (x32010@1)tells me every day
F (133211@1)                          BbHe (x1333x@1)wants more dinero just to stay at home
F (133211@1)                 C (x32010@1)      FWell (133211@1)my friend, you gotta say

CHORUS (x2)

ENDING:
F (133211@1)                              BbI (x1333x@1)won't give you no money, I'll always pay
F (133211@1)              C (x32010@1)           FNa (133211@1)na, why don't you get a job?
F (133211@1)                        BbSay (x1333x@1)no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay
F (133211@1)              C (x32010@1)            END on FNa (133211@1)na, why don't you get a job?