cThe (x3101x@1)empty bottle was half empty, Todd was alone and I was thirsty
FWe (133211@1)saw her sitting at the bar, you know how some girls are
c (x3101x@1)                  G (320003@1)                   FAlways (133211@1)making eyes, but she wasn't making eyes

cSo (x3101x@1)I sidled up beside her, settled down and shouted hi there
FMy (133211@1)names Stewart Ransom Miller, I'm a serial lady killer
c (x3101x@1)                                     G (320003@1)             FShe (133211@1)said I'm already dead, and that's exactly what she said 

cSo (x3101x@1)we tripped, the light's fantastic, we was both made of elastic
FMidnight (133211@1)came and midnight went, I thought I was the president
c (x3101x@1)                                G (320003@1)          FShe (133211@1)said do you have a car, I said do I have a car?

G (320003@1)                               cWhat's (x3101x@1)so great about the barrier reef?
G (320003@1)                  cWhat's (x3101x@1)so fine about art?
F (133211@1)                                cWhat's (x3101x@1)so good about a good times plan?
G (320003@1)                             F (133211@1)               c (x3101x@1)         F (133211@1)   cWhen (x3101x@1)your workin on a broken workin on a broken workin on a broken man
G (320003@1)                             F (133211@1)               c (x3101x@1)         F (133211@1)   cWhen (x3101x@1)your workin on a broken workin on a broken workin on a broken man

My heart wasn't in it, not for one single minute,
I went through the motions with her, her on top and me on liquor
Didn't do no good, but I didn't think it would

What's so great about the barrier reef?
What's so fine about art?
What's so good about a good times plan?
When your workin on a broken, workin on a broken, workin on a broken man
When your workin on a broken, workin on a broken, workin on a broken man