GThe (320003@1)bottom line's been snorted
C (x32010@1)                    GThe (320003@1)bottom card's been dealt
DNo (xx0232@1)one knows like you know right now
C (x32010@1)              GHow (320003@1)truly bad it felt

GAll (320003@1)your life you wasted, oh
C (x32010@1)                GDreamin' (320003@1)about the day
DWhen (xx0232@1)worker bees kill off their queen
C (x32010@1)                    GAnd (320003@1)carry all her eggs away

CHORUS
COh, (x32010@1)and if you die fearing God
G (320003@1)           CAnd (x32010@1)painfully employed
G (320003@1)                    DNo, (xx0232@1)you will not go to heaven
             C (x32010@1)        GYou'll (320003@1)go to Champaign, Illinois

GUp (320003@1)north is Chicago
C (x32010@1)                      GWhere (320003@1)booze makes no one blush
DMemory (xx0232@1)comes back to you
C (x32010@1)                 GIn (320003@1)a double bourbon rush

GThe (320003@1)memories aren't all bad
C (x32010@1)                     GAnd (320003@1)neither, my friend, are you
DThere (xx0232@1)is an argument that there must be some heaven meant
C (x32010@1)                      GFor (320003@1)hearts that are half true

CHORUS
CAnd (x32010@1)if you spend your whole life
G (320003@1)                 CRollin' (x32010@1)horses into Troy
G (320003@1)                    DNo, (xx0232@1)you will not go to heaven
             C (x32010@1)        GYou'll (320003@1)go to Champaign, Illinois
G (320003@1)                    DNo, (xx0232@1)you will not go to heaven
             C (x32010@1)        GYou'll (320003@1)go to Champaign, Illinois

GRoll (320003@1)on blacktop highway
C (x32010@1)                GCircles (320003@1)toward the sun
DSpringfield's (xx0232@1)in the distance
C (x32010@1)                     GAnd (320003@1)that's the last big one

GAfter (320003@1)that comes judgment
C (x32010@1)                  GAnd (320003@1)judgment will be swift
DYou (xx0232@1)will be eliminated
C (x32010@1)                  GBut (320003@1)here's a parting gift

CHORUS
COh, (x32010@1)and if you die fearing God
G (320003@1)           CAnd (x32010@1)painfully employed
G (320003@1)                    DNo, (xx0232@1)you will not go to heaven
             C (x32010@1)        GYou'll (320003@1)go to Champaign, Illinois