Capo 3 Intro: E| ----0-0-0|--------0-0-0|------- 3-3-3|-1----------------| B| ----1-1-1|--------1-1-1|------- 0-0-0|-1----------------| G| ----2-2-2|--------0-0-0|--------0-0-0|-2----------------| D|----------|-------------|-------------|-3----------------| A| --0------|-0-2-3-------|-3-2---------|-3-3-2-0----------| E|----------|-------------|------3------|-1--------1-0-----| Picking like the intro Am (x02210@1) Where will he get those toys C (x32010@1) For all them girls and boys G (320003@1) F (133211@1)What is there for Santa Clause to do He's feeling helpless now The cause of many a row These hard financial times affect him too The elves had had enough Less than minimum wage is tough So saint nick had sent them on their way With no one to assist, Bills longer than the naughty list How on earth would poor Santa Clause pay Em (022000@1) Children all over the world, all countries, all races F (133211@1) Em (022000@1) Wake up demember 25th with disappointed faces F (133211@1)None of them with a clue what poor Saint Nick has been through Underneath the Christmas tree is an I.O.U C/G (3x555x@1) G (320003@1) Spare a thought for Santa Clause this year Am (x02210@1) FWon't (133211@1)hear a ho ho ho exchange rates low low low C/GIt's (3x555x@1)pretty hard to spread that Christmas cheer He's trying to make it better, he goes through all the letters GMolly (320003@1)wants a dolly and John wants a tank AmWell (x02210@1)thats all good and jolly kids, Fbut (133211@1)my children there is just no money in the North Pole Bank Instrumental, like the intro. A lot on Santas plate, Mrs. Clause says lose weight But all this wasnt good for santys head That clunky old time sleigh, Was really past its day so Santa clause he bought a Porshe instead Borrowed the money from Rudolf and now hes charging interest rates, After being made redundant him and Nick no longer mates The systems falling apart, the children still in his heart, Oh where did this whole thing start? Children all over the world, all countries, all races Wake up demember 25th with disappointed faces None of them with a clue what poor Saint Nick has been through Underneath the Christmas tree is an I.O.U Spare a thought for Santa Clause this year Won't hear a ho ho ho exchange rates low low low It's pretty hard to spread that Christmas cheer He's trying to make it better, he goes through all the letters Molly wants a dolly and John wants a tank Well that's all good and jolly kids, but my children there is just no money in the North Pole Bank He says get out of my way Said I need a drink Sits down with a lager and a mince pie and that man begins to think SANTAS A CLEVER MAN He's got a CLEVER PLAN A very very clever plan indeed He'll simply take the toys From OTHER girls and boys Puts the key in the ignition and off he goes The Porshe flies through the air as it snows and snows Ann wants a Barbie doll, Mary has one of those The brother of Ann has an action man be sure to rob that while you can! The fat boy down the road, he wants a rocking horse Does the boy next door to him have one of those oh yes oh yes he does of course Satisfies the kiddies, with not a penny to pay, Move over baby Jesus, he's the saviour of the day So we can all celebrate Christmas this year Won't hear a ho ho ho exchange rates still quite low But it's not hard to spread that Christmas cheer He tried to make it better, he went through all the letters Molly wants a dolly and John wants a tank Well thats all good and jolly kids, but my children there is just no money in the North Pole Bank