Heres my version, its really simple but sounds alright! brilliant song ahhhhh!!


Em7                       D (xx0232@1)                          Em7
I'm in the business of misery, let's take it from the top

                          D (xx0232@1)                              Em7
She's got a body like an hourglass that's tickin like a clock

                   D (xx0232@1)                  Em7
It's a matter of time before we all run out...

                       DWhen (xx0232@1)i thought he was mine she caught him by the mouth


Em7                      D (xx0232@1)             
I waited eight long months

                     Em7
She finally set him free

                    D (xx0232@1)                         Em7
I told him i can't lie, he was the only one for me 

                      D (xx0232@1)      
Two weeks and we had caught on fire

                     Em7                           DShe's (xx0232@1)got it out for me, but i wear the biggest smile


Cadd9 (x32030@1)  Em7              D (xx0232@1)   
Whoa... i never meant to brag

        G (320003@1)            DBut (xx0232@1)i got him where i want him now

Cadd9 (x32030@1)         Em7                     DWhoa... (xx0232@1)it was never my intention to brag

      G (320003@1)         D (xx0232@1)         Cadd9 (x32030@1)
To steal it all away from you now

     Em7                  D (xx0232@1)
But god does it feel so good

         G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)     Cadd9Cause (x32030@1)i got him where i want him now

            Em7                      DAnd (xx0232@1)if you could then you know you would
       G (320003@1)         D (xx0232@1)     Cadd9Cause (x32030@1)god it just feels so...
              Em7   G (320003@1)  DIt (xx0232@1)just feels so good


Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way

Well there's a million other girls who do it just like you
Looking as innocent as possible to get to who
They want and what they like it's easy if you do it right
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!

Whoa... i never meant to brag
But i got him where i want him now
Whoa... it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now
But god does it feel so good
Cause i got him where i want him now
And if you could then you know you would
Cause god it just feels so...
It just feels so good ..

Cadd9 (x32030@1)         Em7                DI (xx0232@1)watched his wildest dreams come true

            G (320003@1)    D (xx0232@1)     Cadd9Not (x32030@1)one of them involving you

              Em7                DJust (xx0232@1)watch my wildest dreams come true
    
             G (320003@1)            Cadd9Not (x32030@1)one of them involving ...

Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now ...

Whoa... i never meant to brag
But i got him where i want him now
Whoa... it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now
But god does it feel so good
Cause i got him where i want him now
And if you could then you know you would
Cause god it just feels so...
It just feels so good