---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Father's Last Word - Pat Dailey ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chord tabbed by: Chris Rorrer on 2 Feb 07 Email: C-roesjunkmail@neo.rr.com Tuning: Standard E C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) Dm (xx0231@1) G (320003@1) C7 (x32310@1) Am (x02210@1)e|--0----1----1----3----0----0--| B|--1----1----3----0----1----1--| G|--0----2----2----0----3----2--| Chords with an exclamation point ex. C! D|--2----3----0----0----2----2--| indicate that the chord is only strummed A|--3----3----X----2----3----0--| once and rings out. E|--0----1----X----3----X----X--| (Intro) FF CAm DmG CG (Verse 1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) DmSit (xx0231@1)down my sons, I've something to say G (320003@1) CWhat (x32010@1)my father told me on his dying day C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) DmAnd (xx0231@1)now to my own sons, I pass this along G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) FC GFor (320003@1)my time is at hand, and soon I'll be gone C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) DmI've (xx0231@1)tried to teach you what's right and what's wrong G (320003@1) CBe (x32010@1)upright, be honest, be brave and be strong C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) Dm (xx0231@1) Be kind and be true to the good friends you've made G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) C7And (x32310@1)never turn down a chance to get laid! CHORUS 1: FDo (133211@1)the Young ones, the old ones, CThe (x32010@1)hot ones, the cold ones G (320003@1) CThe (x32010@1)scags, the hags, the free and the paid FDo (133211@1)the rich ones the poor ones C (x32010@1) AmThe (x02210@1)drunk on the floor ones Dm (xx0231@1) GIf (320003@1)they're ugly son pull down the shade F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CAnd (x32010@1)never turn down a chance to get laid! Interlude FF CAm DmG CC GF CG (Verse 2) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) DmOh (xx0231@1)boys now I lay here my body all broke G (320003@1) CI (x32010@1)pray you'll be heedin' these last words I spoke C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) DmAs (xx0231@1)I meet my maker I clearly now see G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) C7Why (x32310@1)all of your mothers are so pissed off at me CHORUS 2: FSo, (133211@1)do the big ones, the small ones CThe (x32010@1)short ones, the tall ones G (320003@1) CThe (x32010@1)street walking hooker, the cooker of pain FDo (133211@1)the flat chested screamer C (x32010@1) AmThe (x02210@1)big breasted big beamers Dm (xx0231@1) GNever (320003@1)mind if she's fertile or spayed F (133211@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) C7And (x32310@1)never turn down a chance to get laid! CHORUS 3: FDo (133211@1)the sleazy, the easy CThe (x32010@1)smelly, the greasy G (320003@1) CThe (x32010@1)smutty, the slutty, the chubby ones too FDo (133211@1)the classic two bagger C (x32010@1) AmThe (x02210@1)two legged tail wager Dm (xx0231@1) G (320003@1) G! And boys you'll know when you're through F! G! C! When you've found one you love who loves who loves you C7! But until you do CHORUS 4: FDo (133211@1)the black ones the white ones CThe (x32010@1)loose ones the tight ones G (320003@1) CThe (x32010@1)freaks do the geeks, the uniques and all the antiques F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) AmDo (x02210@1)the nasty and the mean, the obese the obscene Dm (xx0231@1) GBut (320003@1)never turn down a chance C (x32010@1) AmAlways (x02210@1)go for romance Dm (xx0231@1) GNever (320003@1)turn down a chance C (x32010@1) AmAlways (x02210@1)go for the pants F (133211@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) And never turn down a chance to get laid! (Outro) F F C Am Dm G C GC