Chokin' the Gopher
Tabbed by Paxson Helgesen (a.k.a Halo2rockstar14) 
intro
C (x32010@1)F (133211@1)C (x32010@1)
CI've (x32010@1)been swimming in a pool of goldfish
F (133211@1)          G (320003@1)       CPretending (x32010@1)they're piranha
FSleeping (133211@1)with a girl named Katie
    G (320003@1)        FPretending (133211@1)her name is Donna
           G (320003@1)                     FWould (133211@1)you like to know what I'm doing
        G (320003@1)             FIn (133211@1)my shack out in the woods

I can't tell you, but it's something feels so 
 Ggood (320003@1)                 C (x32010@1)  C/G (3x555x@1)I'm choking the gopher,   
F (133211@1)               C (x32010@1) C/G (3x555x@1)I'm slamming the ham
F (133211@1)               C (x32010@1)    
I'm pounding the rocket, 
F (133211@1)            Cflogging (x32010@1)the dolphin
        GOh (320003@1)yes I am!
                 C (x32010@1)   C/GI'm (3x555x@1)choking the gopher, 
F (133211@1)           C (x32010@1)  C/G (3x555x@1)
chalking the cue
F (133211@1)              CI'm (x32010@1)spanking the monkey
          F (133211@1)           CAnd (x32010@1)I'm thinking 'bout you


same thing for second verse

between that and female part
C F G G
                  C (x32010@1)  C/GI'm (3x555x@1)juicing the mango, 
F (133211@1)                 C (x32010@1) C/GI'm (3x555x@1)flipping the switch,
F (133211@1)           CI'm (x32010@1)orbiting Venus 
       F (133211@1)         Cand (x32010@1)I don't need a *enis 
                    GTo (320003@1)be one sexed up *itch!
                  C (x32010@1) C/GI'm (3x555x@1)gilding the lily, 
F (133211@1)               C (x32010@1) C/GI'm (3x555x@1)taming the shrew,
F (133211@1)             C (x32010@1)  C/GI'm (3x555x@1)saucing the taco
F (133211@1)                        CAnd (x32010@1)I'm not thinking 'bout you!

C F C
                         C/GI'm (3x555x@1)smacking the cracker, 
F (133211@1)              CC/G
I'm attacking Peru
F (133211@1)                 C (x32010@1)C/GI'm (3x555x@1)choking the gopher
F (133211@1)                     CAnd (x32010@1)I'm thinking 'bout you

F (133211@1)                 C (x32010@1)C/GI'm (3x555x@1)choking the gopher
F (133211@1)                     CAnd (x32010@1)I'm thinking 'bout you