A (x02220@1)                  DHey (xx0232@1)dude, we get it, you're cooler than us
E (022100@1)                                         F#mYou (244222@1)drove your father's El Camino while we all took the bus
            A (x02220@1)                                     DThere (xx0232@1)was a time, there was a place when you meant something to me
           E (022100@1)                                 F#mBut (244222@1)time has shown and now I know that we were wrong and you will always be 
     AA (x02220@1)prick
                        D (xx0232@1)                   
A fake, your parents' greatest mistake
            E (022100@1)                                  F#mYou're (244222@1)the height of all douche-baggery, it's too much to take
     A (x02220@1)                        DBut (xx0232@1)damn you look so cool in steel-point shoes
             E (022100@1)                                 F#mAnd (244222@1)when you've got so much ed hardy it must be hard for you to choose
                  D (xx0232@1)          E (022100@1)              A (x02220@1)           F#mCause (244222@1)you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got
  D (xx0232@1)              E (022100@1)          A (x02220@1)              F#mNobody (244222@1)think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot
D (xx0232@1)           E (022100@1)            A (x02220@1)               F#mOf (244222@1)your high school where you graduated six years ago
D (xx0232@1)          E (022100@1)(hold)         
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
A (x02220@1)                               D(douche, (xx0232@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E (022100@1)                               F#m(douche, (244222@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
A (x02220@1)                               D(douche, (xx0232@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E (022100@1)                               F#m(douche, (244222@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
A (x02220@1)                      DHey (xx0232@1)bro, we get it, your style is sick
E (022100@1)                                        F#mI (244222@1)know cause you went shirtless in your profile pic
             A (x02220@1)                       DYou (xx0232@1)took it off while at a party to show your tattoos
  E (022100@1)                      F#mAt (244222@1)the beer pong table where you never lose

D (xx0232@1)          E (022100@1)              A (x02220@1)           F#mCause (244222@1)you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got
  D (xx0232@1)              E (022100@1)          A (x02220@1)              F#mNobody (244222@1)think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot
D (xx0232@1)           E (022100@1)            A (x02220@1)               F#mOf (244222@1)your high school where you graduated six years ago
D (xx0232@1)          E(hold) (022100@1)             
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
A (x02220@1)                               D(douche, (xx0232@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E (022100@1)                               F#m(douche, (244222@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
A (x02220@1)                               D(douche, (xx0232@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E (022100@1)                               F#m(douche, (244222@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

A (x02220@1)                                        F#mThere's (244222@1)a nine in ten chance you've got a tribal tattoo
          D (xx0232@1)                                 EGirl (022100@1)says damn that boy can dance, now he's a rival to you
          A (x02220@1)                        F#mHit (244222@1)the beach but never swim wearing jeans in the gym
          D (xx0232@1)                   EIn (022100@1)to every club you go it's fourloko, fourloko
           A (x02220@1)                  F#mTake (244222@1)a protein shake with a jager bomb shot
          D (xx0232@1)                                  ETell (022100@1)your best friend Blake you think his mother is hot (his mother is hot)
       A (x02220@1)               F#mDrinking (244222@1)Jose all day party in here
DmYou (xx0231@1)drink mad beers
     D (xx0232@1)           E (022100@1)             A (x02220@1)          F#mEvery (244222@1)night I pray to God that you never reproduce
    D (xx0232@1)           E (022100@1)              A (x02220@1)            F#mThe (244222@1)last thing that we need on this earth is someone like you
     D (xx0232@1)             E (022100@1)         A (x02220@1)         F#mIt's (244222@1)not high school, man, you graduated six years ago
D (xx0232@1)             E(hold) (022100@1)             
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
A (x02220@1)                               D(douche, (xx0232@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E (022100@1)                               F#m(douche, (244222@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
A (x02220@1)                               D(douche, (xx0232@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E (022100@1)                               F#m(douche, (244222@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
ADude! (x02220@1)(Dude!)
F#m (244222@1)        DI'm (xx0232@1)not your bro
(I'm not your bro)
ADude! (x02220@1)(Dude!)
F#m (244222@1)         DI'm (xx0232@1)not your bro-o-o-o
ADude! (x02220@1)(Dude!)
F#m (244222@1)         DI'm (xx0232@1)not your bro
(I'm not your bro)
ADude! (x02220@1)(Dude!)
F#m (244222@1)         D (xx0232@1)  DmI'm (xx0231@1)not your bro-o-o-o

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