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      E (022100@1)       F (133211@1)         G (320003@1)                 FHello (133211@1)Dan, it's Joe here, I hope you're keeping well
  E (022100@1)               F (133211@1)     G (320003@1)                              FIt's (133211@1)the 21st of December, and now they're ringing the last bell
   A (x02220@1)           B (x2444x@1)     A (x02220@1)                      BIf (x2444x@1)I get good behaviour, I'll be out of here by July
E (022100@1)                         F (133211@1)            G (320003@1)         FWon't (133211@1)you kiss my kids on Christmas Day, please don't let 'em cry for 
E (022100@1)     F (133211@1)   G (320003@1)   F (133211@1)   E (022100@1)  F (133211@1)   G (320003@1)   FMe (133211@1)

E (022100@1)                                         F (133211@1)        GI (320003@1)guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland and Stella's 
                     Fflying (133211@1)in from the coast
E (022100@1)                                  F (133211@1)                   GThey (320003@1)say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe, but that 
        Fwon't (133211@1)stop the roast
A (x02220@1)                    B (x2444x@1)      A (x02220@1)                       BWho's (x2444x@1)gonna make the gravy now? I bet it won't taste the same
E (022100@1)                     F (133211@1)                                 GJust (320003@1)add flour, salt, a little red wine and don't forget a dollop of 
                   Ftomato (133211@1)sauce for sweetness and that extra tang


                    E (022100@1)                     FAnd (133211@1)give my love to Angus and to Frank and Dolly, 
                   G (320003@1)               FTell (133211@1)'em all I'm sorry I screwed up this time.
                E (022100@1)                   F (133211@1)                     
And look after Rita, I'll be thinking of her 
                  G (320003@1)            F (133211@1)     E (022100@1)   F (133211@1)   G (320003@1)   Fearly (133211@1)Christmas morning When I stand in line 


E (022100@1)                      F (133211@1)          G (320003@1)                 FI (133211@1)hear Mary's got a new boyfriend, I hope he can hold his own
E (022100@1)                            FDo (133211@1)you remember the last one? What was his name again?
G (320003@1)                         F(Just (133211@1)a little too much cologne)
A (x02220@1)                      BAnd (x2444x@1)Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger
                A (x02220@1)                        B'Cause (x2444x@1)there's sure as hell no one in here I want to fight
                    E (022100@1)                   F (133211@1)                      
Oh praise the Baby Jesus, have a Merry Christmas, 
                  G (320003@1)               FI'm (133211@1)really gonna miss it, all the treasure and the trash

                 E (022100@1)                   FAnd (133211@1)later in the evening, I can just imagine, 
                      G (320003@1)                        FYou'll (133211@1)put on Junior Murvin and push the tables back
                       E (022100@1)                     F (133211@1)                  GAnd (320003@1)you'll dance with Rita, I know you really like her, Just don't hold 
                                        Fher (133211@1)too close, oh brother please don't stab me in the back


                  E (022100@1)                             FI (133211@1)didn't mean to say that, it's just my mind it plays up,
                  G (320003@1)               FMultiplies (133211@1)each matter, turns imagination into fact
                     E (022100@1)                     FYou (133211@1)know I love her badly, she's the one to save me,
                     G (320003@1)              F (133211@1)       E (022100@1)   F (133211@1)   G (320003@1)   FI'm (133211@1)gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat

                   E (022100@1)                    F (133211@1)                     GTell (320003@1)her that I'm sorry, yeah I love her badly, tell 'em all I'm sorry,
                      FAnd (133211@1)kiss the sleepy children for me
                  E (022100@1)                       FYou (133211@1)know one of these days, I'll be making gravy,
                 G (320003@1)              F (133211@1)         E (022100@1)   F (133211@1)  G (320003@1)   F(cont.) (133211@1)I'll be making plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all back.