1st Verse
 	    
D (xx0232@1)            DDo (xx0232@1)you want me to
 A (x02220@1)           A (x02220@1)shove this pencil
 E (022100@1)         Eup (022100@1)your a hole
   A (x02220@1) Asideways. (x02220@1)        D (xx0232@1)       DYou (xx0232@1)know the last guy
           A (x02220@1)        Awho (x02220@1)had this done to him
  E (022100@1)     Eended (022100@1)up in
AA
E.
   D (xx0232@1)         DWell (xx0232@1)he started
 A (x02220@1) Asaying (x02220@1)  E (022100@1)       ESomething (022100@1)like
  A (x02220@1)   A (x02220@1)zang.
 D (xx0232@1)   DZang (xx0232@1)zang
  A (x02220@1)      Azangady (x02220@1)zang
   E (022100@1)     Ezangady (022100@1)zang
 A (x02220@1)Azang. (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1)    DWang (xx0232@1)wang
 A (x02220@1)       Awangady (x02220@1)wang
    E (022100@1)    Ewangady (022100@1)wang
A (x02220@1)  Awang. (x02220@1)



                 Chorus 1


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D //////    A //////   E //////   A //////

 2nd Verse

 D (xx0232@1)        DThe (xx0232@1)only way
 A (x02220@1)           ATo (x02220@1)prevent his
 E (022100@1)       Eis (022100@1)to just
A (x02220@1)     Ashut (x02220@1)up.
   D (xx0232@1)         DI (xx0232@1)can tell that
   A (x02220@1)                 Ait (x02220@1)will be hard for you
    E (022100@1)           Ebut (022100@1)just remember
    A (x02220@1)   Aone (x02220@1)thing.
   D (xx0232@1)           DDo (xx0232@1)you really want
   A (x02220@1)  AA (x02220@1)pencil
    E (022100@1)        Eup (022100@1)your a hole
   A (x02220@1)   Asideways. (x02220@1)

                 Chorus 2  


D //////    A //////   E //////   A //////

  D////// (xx0232@1)   A////// (x02220@1)  E////// (022100@1)  A/ (x02220@1)