I personally play this with a Capo on the 2nd fret. Sounds good any way.

C E F G

C (x32010@1)         E (022100@1)          F (133211@1)   GThis (320003@1)is the story of our first teacher

C (x32010@1)               EShetland (022100@1)made her jumpers

F (133211@1)                    GAnd (320003@1)the devil made her features

C (x32010@1)          E (022100@1)           F (133211@1)          GThrew (320003@1)up her hands when my mum said our names

C (x32010@1)                 E (022100@1)          F (133211@1)        GEmbroidered (320003@1)all her stories with slanderous claims

C (x32010@1)          E (022100@1)  
Its over and done with

F (133211@1)          G (320003@1)  
Its over and done with


This is the story of losing my virginity
I held my breath and the bed held a trinity
People Im making no claims to no mystery
But sometimes it feel like
My sex lifes all history

It's over and done with
It's over and done with

C (x32010@1)                        EIm (022100@1)not saying these events didnt

Touch our lives in any way

F (133211@1)                          GBut, (320003@1)ah, they didnt make the impression

That some people say

This is the story of watching a man dying
The subjects unpopular
But I dont feel like lying
When I think of it now I acted like a sinner
I just washed my hands
Then I went for my dinner.