Capo on first fret to match the recording. have fun! ---------- C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) FA (133211@1)man walks out of his apartment C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) FIt (133211@1)is raining, he's got no umbrella C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) FHe (133211@1)starts running beneath the awnings C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Ftrying (133211@1)to save his suit C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) FTryin (133211@1)to dryin to tryin to dry but no good C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) When he gets to the crowded subway platform C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Fhe (133211@1)takes off both of his shoes C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1)He steps right into somebody's fat loogie C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) FAnd (133211@1)everyone who sees him says "ewwww" C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) FEveryone (133211@1)who sees him says "ewwww" C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) CBut (x32010@1)he doesn't care cause last night he got a visit from the Ghost of GCorporate (320003@1)Future C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) CThe (x32010@1)Ghost said take off both your shoes whatever chances you get FEspecially (133211@1)when they're wet GHe (320003@1)also said C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) FImagine (133211@1)you go away C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Fon (133211@1)a business trip one day C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) FAnd (133211@1)when you come back home C (x32010@1) GYour (320003@1)children have grown FAnd (133211@1)you never made your wife moan FAnd (133211@1)people make you nervous You'd think the world was ending CAnd (x32010@1)everybody's features FHave (133211@1)somehow started blending And everything is plastic And everyone's sarcastic CAnd (x32010@1)all your food is frozen FIt (133211@1)needs to be defrosted You'd think the world was ending You'd think the world was ending C (x32010@1) FYou'd (133211@1)think the world was ending right now C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) FWell (133211@1)maybe you should just drink a lot less coffee C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) FAnd (133211@1)never ever watch the 10 o'clock news C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) FMaybe (133211@1)you should kiss someone nice or lick a rock or both C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) FMaybe (133211@1)you should cut your own hair cause that can be so funny C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CIt (x32010@1)doesn't cost any money and it always grows back G (320003@1) FHair (133211@1)grows even after you're dead FPeople (133211@1)are just people They shouldn't make you nervous C (x32010@1)The world is everlasting FIt's (133211@1)coming and it's going If you don't toss your plastic The streets won't be so plastic CAnd (x32010@1)if you kiss somebody FThen (133211@1)both of you'll get practice FThe (133211@1)world is everlasting Put dirtballs in your pockets C (x32010@1)Put dirtballs in your pockets FAnd (133211@1)take off both your shoes Cause people are just people People are just people C (x32010@1) FPeople (133211@1)are just people like you F (133211@1)People are just people People are just people C (x32010@1) FPeople (133211@1)are just people like you G (320003@1) CThe (x32010@1)world is everlasting F (133211@1) G (320003@1)CIt's (x32010@1)coming and it's going G (320003@1) CThe (x32010@1)world is everlasting F (133211@1) GC It's coming and it's going F (133211@1) GC It's coming and it's going