VERSE:
D (xx0232@1)                   G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)          A (x02220@1)   
If we're talking about love,     Then I have to tell you
         D (xx0232@1)           G (320003@1)                   D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)  
Dear readers: I'm not sure where I'm headed, I've gotten lost before

PRE-CHORUS:
G (320003@1)          A (x02220@1)              F (133211@1)I've woke up stone drunk face down in the floor

CHORUS:
  A (x02220@1)                G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)  Late afternoon the house is hot
GA         G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)  
  I started, I jumped up
GA         G (320003@1)    D (xx0232@1)  G (320003@1)A (x02220@1)      G (320003@1)     D (xx0232@1) Everyone hates a bore,  Everybody hates a drunk

VERSE:
D (xx0232@1)                 GThis (320003@1)may be a lip invention
D (xx0232@1)                     AProfessors (x02220@1)muddled in their intent
D (xx0232@1)                GTo (320003@1)try to rope in followers
D (xx0232@1)            A (x02220@1) 
To float they're malcontent 

PRE-CHORUS:
G (320003@1)          A (x02220@1)         F (133211@1) 
As for this, reader, I'm already spent

CHORUS:
   A (x02220@1)                G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)  Late afternoon the house is hot
G (320003@1)A (x02220@1)       G (320003@1)    D (xx0232@1)  
   I started, I jumped up
G (320003@1)A (x02220@1)              G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)  G (320003@1)A (x02220@1)          G (320003@1)     D (xx0232@1)   Everyone hates a sad professor,   I hate where I wound up

BRIDGE:
D G D A

VERSE:
D (xx0232@1)                 GDear (320003@1)readers, my apologies
D (xx0232@1)                     AI (x02220@1)drifted in and out of sleep
D (xx0232@1)                 GLong (320003@1)silence presents the tragedies of love
D (xx0232@1)                     ALook (x02220@1)the age, get afraid. The surface hazy with

attendant thoughts


PRECHORUS:
G (320003@1)          A (x02220@1)         FA (133211@1)lazy eye metaphor on the rocks

CHORUS:
   A (x02220@1)                G (320003@1)      DLate (xx0232@1)afternoon the house is hot
G (320003@1)A (x02220@1)       G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)   G (320003@1)A (x02220@1)       G (320003@1)    DI (xx0232@1)started a chapter.   Everyone hates a bore
G (320003@1)A (x02220@1)       G (320003@1)    D (xx0232@1)   G (320003@1)A (x02220@1)       G (320003@1)  DEverybody (xx0232@1)hates a drunk.  Everyone hates a sad professor 
G (320003@1)A (x02220@1)       G (320003@1)    D (xx0232@1)   G (320003@1)A (x02220@1)       G (320003@1)  DI (xx0232@1)hate where I wound up,  I hate where I wound up