My Hair Song
Rhett and Link

Chorus
             C (x32010@1)                EmMy (022000@1)hair goes up.  My hair goes down
             Am (x02210@1)              FMy (133211@1)hair goes up. My hair goes down
             C (x32010@1)               EmMy (022000@1)hair goes up. My hair goes down
          Am (x02210@1)                             
Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Down(up)

Verse 1
C (x32010@1)             Em (022000@1)              Am (x02210@1)                     F (133211@1)      
My hair flows. Like a waterfall over a cliff that is my face.
C (x32010@1)           Em (022000@1)         AmMy (x02210@1)hair goes, heaven bound dirty blonde rockets into space.

C (x32010@1)                 EmMy (022000@1)hair conceals my elf ears
Am (x02210@1)                   FThey (133211@1)are a little bit embarrassing

C (x32010@1)                Em (022000@1)                       Am (x02210@1)                FWith (133211@1)hair is high, Im 6 foot nine making me a giant, technically speaking.
            C (x32010@1)               Em (022000@1)                      AmWell (x02210@1)I can shake my hair and generate enough breeze to locomote a toy sail 
Fboat. (133211@1)
C (x32010@1)                       EmI (022000@1)would need no broom to sweep this room 
            Am (x02210@1)                     FIf (133211@1)someone spilled honey bunches of oats.

Chorus
             C (x32010@1)                EmMy (022000@1)hair goes up.  My hair goes down
             Am (x02210@1)              FMy (133211@1)hair goes up. My hair goes down
              C (x32010@1)             EmMy (022000@1)hair goes up. My hair goes down
          Am (x02210@1)                             
Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Down(up)



Verse 2
C (x32010@1)           EmMy (022000@1)hair pwns gravity 
Am (x02210@1)                       FIt (133211@1)makes Sir Isaac Newton question himself.
C (x32010@1)            Em (022000@1)            AmMy (x02210@1)hair looks rustic like Ive draped my head with a beaver pelt
 
C (x32010@1)                    Em (022000@1)             Am (x02210@1)            FA (133211@1)momma bird lay some eggs up there; I didnt mind that much.
C (x32010@1)                                   Em (022000@1)                 AmShe (x02210@1)raised them in my quaff til them birdies flew off, and we still keep in 
Ftouch. (133211@1)
C (x32010@1)                     Em (022000@1)                Am (x02210@1)        FI (133211@1)bet you didnt see my switch blade, or my iPad, or my chia tea
C (x32010@1)                            EmAnd (022000@1)with a little more growth, you want even know
Am (x02210@1)                     FI (133211@1)got a full size baby. A full size baby?
G (320003@1)                     CYah! (x32010@1)Im gonna name him Ricky.

Em (022000@1)               Am (x02210@1)             FAfter (133211@1)your dad. Nope! I just always wanted to name a kid Ricky.
C (x32010@1)                       Em (022000@1)                        
I would call him Richard, but Im probably being picky
    Am (x02210@1)         F (133211@1)         CAnd (x32010@1)why are you hiding a kid anyway?!
Em (022000@1)                      Am (x02210@1)          FWell (133211@1)its actually just a robotic baby
What were we talking about?

Chorus
               C (x32010@1)                EmYour (022000@1)hair goes up. Your hair goes down
               Am (x02210@1)                            
Your hair goes up. Your hair goes

Bridge

C (x32010@1)                             Em (022000@1)                            AmWe (x02210@1)interrupt the chorus of this song to bring you an important message:
                        FThere (133211@1)are many weighty decisions you must make in a life
      C (x32010@1)                              EmLike: (022000@1)who youre gonna marry. What you gonna do for a living
Am (x02210@1)               FBoxers (133211@1)or briefs. Or commando

CAnd, (x32010@1)listen, youre gonna make mistakes
           Em (022000@1)                        AmYou (x02210@1)might invest your life savings in dehydrated water,
    F (133211@1)                              CYou (x32010@1)might forget whether prohibited means you can do it or you cant do it
                 Am (x02210@1)                       FYou (133211@1)might ask a non-pregnant woman if shes pregnant.
          CThats (x32010@1)ok youll recover

Em (022000@1)              Am (x02210@1)      FBut (133211@1)just make sure you get this one, most important, course-of-your-
C (x32010@1)           Em (022000@1)         Am (x02210@1)  Flife-altering (133211@1)choice, right.

Chorus
                  CDoes (x32010@1)your hair go up?
               Em (022000@1)              Am (x02210@1)            COr (x32010@1)does it go down(up) down(up) down(up) down