(Verse 1):

 F (133211@1)           A7 (x02020@1)       Dm (xx0231@1) C (x32010@1)  BbI've (x1333x@1)never had too much luck with females
 F (133211@1)                A7 (x02020@1)       Dm (xx0231@1)  C (x32010@1) BbI'm (x1333x@1)not confident unless I'm writing an email
 Gm (355333@1)                 CBut (x32010@1)my life would be so sublime
 Gm (355333@1)                 CIf (x32010@1)I bought a robot girl online

I'd never hear her silicon mouth complaining 
about my dry scalp or my excessive gaming
She's my Small Wonder, I'm her Voltron 
I flip a switch and it turns her on!

(Chorus):
           F (133211@1)A7 (x02020@1)    Dm (xx0231@1) C (x32010@1) BbMy (x1333x@1)robot girl--------- friend... the best relationship I'd ever be in
 
(Verse 2):

She's got a grip stronger than an ape
And she can calculate a tip to the twenty-fifth decimal place
Though we can't go outside in rainy weather
We can still play solitaire together

Meeting her folks would be no real cause for fear
They're just a team of friendly Japanese engineers
If I ever start to think that she might leave me
I'll de-frag her hard drive and wipe her memory

(Chorus):

My robot girlfriend...the best relationship I'd never be in.