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Rub Some Bacon On It - Rhett and Link
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Tabbed by: JohnnySZS
Notes: Fun song, really simple; thought I'd tab it for y'all. 
The little ongoing themes in the background are really simple also, so I'll tab them here too. 
Couldn't get the chorus chords exactly, but I did the best I could do. 
Listen to the song here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSReSGe200A
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| When playing the G chords in the verses 2 to 4, play it twice quickly | 
| then stop the strings.                                                |
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Ongoing Theme 1:

First                  Later
e|----------------|    |------------------|
B|----------------|    |---3---2---3------|
G|----0-------0---|    |------------------|
D|--------4-------|    |0-----------------|
A|----------------|    |------------------|
E|3---------------|    |------------------|

Ongoing Theme 2:

e|--------3---------3-------3-3---0-3-3-------------------------------------|
B|0---3---------3---------3--------------3----------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Intro:

G (320003@1)Verse 1:

G911 (320003@1)what's your emergency?
I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally
Do your have some bacon (bacon?)
Bacon, That's right
I have bacon left over from dinner last night
Rub some bacon on it. What?
On your hand just do it
Rub some bacon on it
                            DThat's (xx0232@1)all there is to it?

Verse 2:

GWhat (320003@1)if I dropped my phone?
Rub some bacon on it
       Gor (320003@1)encounter my clone?
Rub some bacon on it
        GI (320003@1)get mononucleosis
Rub some bacon on it
    G (320003@1)My nude pics get posted

Chorus:

GRub (320003@1)some bacon on it
CRub (x32010@1)some bacon on it
G (320003@1) 
Rub some bacon on it
D7Yeah (xx0212@1)
Verse 3:

GMy (320003@1)home gets foreclosed
Rub some bacon on it
    G (320003@1)   
My cat explodes
Rub some bacon on it
   GI (320003@1)wake up in a trunk
Rub some bacon on it
     GMy (320003@1)friend goes steampunk
Rub some bacon on it
   GI (320003@1)meet real pirates
Rub some bacon on it
            GThere's (320003@1)an akward silence
                 G (320003@1)    
I say something unintentionally racist
Rub some bacon on it
       GI'm (320003@1)a adult with braces
Rub some bacon on it
 GI (320003@1)can't swim
Rub some bacon on it
     GI'm (320003@1)visited by Mr. Timn

Chorus:

GRub (320003@1)some bacon on it
CRub (x32010@1)some bacon on it
GRub (320003@1)some bacon on it
D7Yeah (xx0212@1)
G (320003@1)C (x32010@1)G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)Verse 4:

Bacon hotline, What's your problem?
           GWhat (320003@1)if I feed the troll?
Rub some bacon on it
      GI'm (320003@1)attacked by a narwhal
Rub some bacon on it
      GThe (320003@1)apocalypse started
Rub some bacon on it
   GI (320003@1)think I might have sharted

Chorus:

GRub (320003@1)some bacon on it
CRub (x32010@1)some bacon on it
GRub (320003@1)some bacon on it
D7Yeah (xx0212@1)
Outro:

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