geoff mack and rick moranis
Album: "The Agorophobic Cowboy"

INTRO: A

AI (x02220@1)never go nowhere man, I never go nowhere
D (xx0232@1)                              ATraffic's (x02220@1)bad out there man, I'm savin' wear and tear
  E (022100@1)                      AI (x02220@1)like conditioned air man I never go nowhere

     AI (x02220@1)go upstairs, downstairs, backyard, lawn chairs
ALivin' (x02220@1)room, bathroom, bedroom, furnace room
DHot-tub, (xx0232@1)cedar deck, build a fire, washer/dryer
APantry, (x02220@1)patio, Bartiromo video
ECold (022100@1)cellar, rec room, ping-pong, mah jongg
ABeer (x02220@1)count wearin' thin, speed dial, order in

AI (x02220@1)ain't goin' nowhere, man, I ain't goin' nowhere
     D (xx0232@1)                      AIt's (x02220@1)dangerous out there man, mighta been a big bomb scare
E (022100@1)                                 AHard (x02220@1)to get off of this easy chair, I ain't goin' nowhere

     AI (x02220@1)go online, dsl, Amazon, buy and sell
AEbay, (x02220@1)layaway, last bid noon today
Dplasma, (xx0232@1)Judy Judge, broadband, Matt Drudge
AJ. (x02220@1)Crew, B&N, dotcom, CNN
EJPEG, (022100@1)e-mail, pop-up she-male
AShower (x02220@1)cam, filter spam, slam bam, I think it's ma'am

AI (x02220@1)ain't goin' nowhere man, never gonna go nowhere
       D (xx0232@1)                               AIt's (x02220@1)a bungle-jungle out there man, some kid got mauled by a bear
E (022100@1)                            ASurround (x02220@1)sound in my own lair, I ain't goin' nowhere

      AI (x02220@1)got perimeter, motion, doggie door, mail call
APeep (x02220@1)hole, Avon, wireless, strobes on
DPIN (xx0232@1)code, keypad, relay, pepper spray
AHomebase, (x02220@1)interface, three-zone, plug 'n play
EInfra-red, (022100@1)photocell, squad car, decibell
AChoppers (x02220@1)up, sonic boom, activate the panic room


SOLO

       AI'm (x02220@1)on Ritalin, Coumadin, Zantac, Lipitor
ADiazepam, (x02220@1)Nexium, Prevacid, Percocet
DLevitra, (xx0232@1)Levaquin, Elavil, Fosomax
APlavix, (x02220@1)Keflex, next day FedEx
EZithromax, (022100@1)Avalox, Flexeril, Topomax
AProzac, (x02220@1)Ativan, Aderol, I take 'em all

AI (x02220@1)ain't goin' nowhere man, never gonna go nowhere
    D (xx0232@1)                      AI'm (x02220@1)cuttin' my own hair man, nothin' I need out there
E (022100@1)                            A (x02220@1)              
Outside sunny but inside Cher, I ain't goin' nowhere, nowhere


OUTRO: A 


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