G- (320003@1)/ Em/ (022000@1)DG (xx0232@1)/ Em / Am / C

A woo-hoo!

G (320003@1)                        Em (022000@1) DHey (xx0232@1)hey, here comes no-one
G (320003@1)               Em (022000@1)                Am (x02210@1) CAnother (x32010@1)friend for you to have a go on
G (320003@1)                   Em (022000@1)                   DAnd (xx0232@1)she asks me, do I miss her when she's gone?
G (320003@1) Em (022000@1)         Am (x02210@1)           CAnd (x32010@1)I reply, "As much as I miss anyone"
GOh! (320003@1)A woo-hoo

CHORUS
G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)            EmAnd (022000@1)I'll be your gay friend
         G/B (143121@7)    C (x32010@1)   GCos (320003@1)your marriage never ends
        D (xx0232@1)               EmTill (022000@1)we fuck and fight again
          G/B (143121@7)   C (x32010@1)      GThere's (320003@1)a space between us
G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)          Em (022000@1)    
So jump into my bed
         G/B (143121@7)    C (x32010@1)           GWe'll (320003@1)pretend the world is dead
     D (xx0232@1)         EmAnd (022000@1)always in my head
     G/B (143121@7)   C (x32010@1)     GIs (320003@1)a face between us

Hey Lord, forgive us we're wrong
I'll make sure that he never hears this song
And she says that I'm the opposite of a Hallmark card
She asks me how I'm feeling, well, I don't wanna think that hard

CHORUS

Am (x02210@1)     G (320003@1)       CIt's (x32010@1)the late show now
    D (xx0232@1)                EmHow (022000@1)does the late show end?
         F#m (244222@1)         GWell, (320003@1)if god is in the details
                         AmThank (x02210@1)god that you're my friend
G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)          DI (xx0232@1)have a friend again
D (xx0232@1)        Em (022000@1)       F#mYou (244222@1)are my friend again
   G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)   Em (022000@1)  G/B (143121@7)CMy (x32010@1)gay friend       Oh!         Awoo-hoo! (x02220@1)
G/ (320003@1)D/ (xx0232@1)Em/ (022000@1)GC / G/ (320003@1)D/ (xx0232@1)Em/ (022000@1)GC / G/BC / G (320003@1)CHORUS

G/B = 320033 - it's played kinda half-beat with the C, you can just play G if you want