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A (x02220@1)                 C#m (x13321@4)Come along with me now 'cause there are
D (xx0232@1)                       AThings (x02220@1)I've been dying to tell you
A (x02220@1)             EThe (022100@1)best or the worst things that you
Bm (x24432@1)            ANever (x02220@1)needed to know
A (x02220@1)                 C#mThis (x13321@4)is the kind of comedy where no one's
D (xx0232@1)                  ALaughing (x02220@1)'cause it's hard to...
A (x02220@1)                    EI'm (022100@1)a punch line who's punch-drunk with my
Bm (x24432@1)             DFist (xx0232@1)in a broken mirror...

          AThere's (x02220@1)a party near by
E (022100@1)    Bm (x24432@1)I can hear
A (x02220@1)             E (022100@1)             Bm (x24432@1)      DLaughter (xx0232@1)in the distance and it all comes clear
A (x02220@1)               E (022100@1)              Bm (x24432@1)    DmSounds (xx0231@1)too simple, but love is the only answer
C#m (x13321@4)             BmEverything (x24432@1)else is just a train-wreck

A C#m D A
A E Bm A

A (x02220@1)           C#m (x13321@4)           D (xx0232@1)                   AGonna (x02220@1)stay up all night every night for the rest of my life
A (x02220@1)                   E (022100@1)          Bm (x24432@1)              ATill (x02220@1)the lines around my eyes grow deeper and more defined
A (x02220@1)                      C#m (x13321@4)               D (xx0232@1)     AYou (x02220@1)might ask me "Aren't you dead inside and so damn tired?"
A (x02220@1)              E (022100@1)             Bm (x24432@1)           DI (xx0232@1)say i have no idea but I'm not sleeping until after the
  A (x02220@1)        E (022100@1)    Bmdying (x24432@1)is over I can hear
A (x02220@1)             E (022100@1)             Bm (x24432@1)      DLaughter (xx0232@1)in the distance and it all comes clear
A (x02220@1)               E (022100@1)              Bm (x24432@1)    DmSounds (xx0231@1)too simple, but love is the only answer
C#m (x13321@4)                BmLove's (x24432@1)a trainwreck, you're a mistake

A C#m D A
A E Bm A
A C#m D A
A E Bm Bm
Dm Dm C#m Bm
A (x02220@1)Sometimes it's more convenient to play the barre chord than the open chord.
Also, at the end of the lines in the verses, he likes to play the C# (note, not chord) 
the A chord (second fret on the b string if you're playing an open A chord or sixth fret 
the g string if you're playing the barre chord.
If this doesn't make sense, disregard it.