Butt Ugly Slut
written by Roger Alan Wade
from the album "All Likkered Up"
tabbed 9/24/05



N/C
Eagle, buzzard, sparrow, crow
Take me down where the winds don't blow


INTRO: E


CHORUS:
         EI (022100@1)want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
      A (x02220@1)                EAnd (022100@1)a jealous old man in jail

I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror
       F#7 (242352@1)                           BAnd (x2444x@1)so fat she'll knock a needle off a scale
ELong (022100@1)as she'll buy me a new Zebco
        A (x02220@1)                        EI (022100@1)don't care if she's built like a blue whale
         A (x02220@1)                   EI (022100@1)want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
      B7 (x21202@1)               EAnd (022100@1)a jealous old man in jail

           A (x02220@1)                 ELord (022100@1)she's ignorant, but she's ugly
           B7 (x21202@1)            EYeah (022100@1)she's lazy, but she's mean
          A (x02220@1)                                                        EI (022100@1)been to 2 tent revivals and a chicken fight and I ain't never seen nothin'
             B7 (x21202@1)                                              ELike (022100@1)when my little Wildebeast tears into a dozen jelly-filled Krispe Kremes


CHORUS:
         E/
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
      A (x02220@1)                EAnd (022100@1)a jealous old man in jail

I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror
       F#7 (242352@1)                         BAnd (x2444x@1)so fat she'll knock a train of a rail
EI (022100@1)don't care if she cheats on me
          A (x02220@1)                    E (022100@1) 
'long she sends me checks in the mail
         A (x02220@1)                   EI (022100@1)want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
      B7 (x21202@1)               EAnd (022100@1)a jealous old man in jail
         A (x02220@1)                   EI (022100@1)want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
      B7 (x21202@1)               AAnd (x02220@1)a jealous old man in jail
            E (022100@1)        B7-E
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