:You can't turn me off
:Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs

Capo 3

Intro
(Piano then)
G (320003@1)         B7 (x21202@1)            E (022100@1)                E7 (020130@1)   *Spoken*   (Has anybody seen my Megaphone?)
A7 (x02020@1)                          D7 (xx0212@1)        G (320003@1)    D7(Miss (xx0212@1)Miller have you seen my Megaphone?)

Verse 1
G (320003@1)                  B7 (x21202@1)                  EDon't (022100@1)you be puttin' down when I'm puttin' up,
     E7Come (020130@1)off of that stuff,
    A7 (x02020@1)                    D7 (xx0212@1)               G (320003@1)           D7You (xx0212@1)can't turn me off cause you didn't turn me on.
    G (320003@1)                  B7 (x21202@1)            EYou (022100@1)can't put a fire out if it was never lit,
   E7So (020130@1)what if we quit?
    A7 (x02020@1)                    D7 (xx0212@1)               G (320003@1)    D7 (xx0212@1)   GYou (320003@1)can't turn me off cause you didn't turn me on.

Bridge 1
B7 (x21202@1)                                         E (022100@1)               E7Don't (020130@1)be throwin' out hits arguments that'r tellin' me what to do
      A7 (x02020@1)                                  D7I (xx0212@1)can figure it out, no doubt, every bit as good as you.

Verse 2
   G (320003@1)                   B7 (x21202@1)                EMy (022100@1)water won't be turned off when you up and go,
     E7It's (020130@1)still gonna flow,
    A7 (x02020@1)                    D7 (xx0212@1)               GYou (320003@1)can't turn me off cause you didn't turn me on.

D7Girls, (xx0212@1)How about some doh-di-o-doh

G (320003@1)             B7 (x21202@1)            E (022100@1)              E7 (020130@1) 	                       (Thankyou)
A doh-di-o-doh, A doh-di-o-doh, A doh-di-o-doh-doh-doh-ohhh
  A7 (x02020@1)            D7 (xx0212@1)             GA (320003@1)doh-di-o-doh, A doh-di-o-doh-doh-doh-ohhh

(Bridge 1)

G (320003@1)                   B7 (x21202@1)                EMy (022100@1)water won't be turned off when you up and go,
     E7It's (020130@1)still gonna flow,
    A7 (x02020@1)                    D7 (xx0212@1)               G (320003@1)F# (244322@1)F (133211@1)E7You (020130@1)can't turn me off cause you didn't turn me on.
    A7 (x02020@1)                    D7 (xx0212@1)               G(1 (320003@1)strum) D7(1 (xx0212@1)strum)
You can't turn me off cause you didn't turn me on.
G (320003@1)        N.C.
Doopi doo, Whoo!

Pretty good without the Megaphone

Brought to You by ChuffersDanube