Hi guys!! This is my tab for Sammy J and Randys "secrets." I loved this song when 
i heard it. im pretty sure most of this is right... i had to write the lyrics 
myself, and the chords are all right except maybe a bit in the middle. If you dont 
have a capo you can play it open with chrods F#m (for Em), D (For C), A(for G), E 
(for D), and at the end the chords C (for A), G(for E), F (for G), Am (for F#m), 
but i prefer playing it with the capo on. Enjoy!

Capo 2 
EmC
I've got a secret, I've got one too
GD
Tell me your secret and I'll tell my secret to you (I will tell you)
EmC
Unload your burden, relinquish your lie
GI'm (320003@1)ashamed, you are safe now
DMy (xx0232@1)day of judgment has arrived
C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)    DRise (xx0232@1)up, stand tall
          Em (022000@1)                   CFor (x32010@1)the keeper of secrets will fall
                   G (320003@1)                           D (xx0232@1)                                 DWhile (xx0232@1)the truth teller quenches his thirst - at the fountain of justice!
Em (022000@1)                   CYou (x32010@1)go first. No after you.
                      G (320003@1)                                                      DRock (xx0232@1)paper scissors? (oh that's funny isn't it, look at that! Sorry. It's paper or 
nothing! That was unfair. I apologize.)
EmC
Well please I insist after all how can I be so sure
	GThat (320003@1)the secret I'm hiding is worth me confiding in you
                                                  DIn (xx0232@1)comparison to, your secret

Which might be as boring as bat shit
          EmMy (022000@1)standard of secrets are second to none
	CThere (x32010@1)are nazi's who would not believe what I've done
          G (320003@1)my secrets are massive, I bet I've got more
                       DI'm (xx0232@1)a secret machine I'm a secrecy whore!
EmI (022000@1)ate your lasagna, I steal from the chemist
C (x32010@1)I've never seen star wars, I text while I'm driving 
GI (320003@1)don't flush at parties, I dabble in arsine
D (xx0232@1)I love polystyrene I voted for Howard
Em (022000@1)I leave without paying I j-walk I litter 
CI (x32010@1)love mel and koshi I jerk off on twitter
G (320003@1)I don't wear a helmet I wear womens shoes
D (xx0232@1)I slept with your grandma 
                          CI (x32010@1)slept with my grandmother too 
	GD
but these  are mere samples, common examples of everyday
          Em (022000@1)           CThings (x32010@1)that we keep locked away
C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)                       D (xx0232@1)and deeper within, there's a bag in the bin 
          Em (022000@1)   	Cof (x32010@1)my soul, a secret that's too big to say
         G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)                      Em (022000@1)                      C (x32010@1)rise up stand tall for the keeper of secrets will fall
CG
 I cry watching oprah I pose nude for playboy
D (xx0232@1)                                              Em (022000@1)I trained with the Taliban I can't drive a manual car
C (x32010@1)                     G (320003@1)                  D (xx0232@1)I slap ugly children I break wind on airplanes
                                       Em (022000@1)I organize cockfights I piss in the spa
A (x02220@1)                    E (022100@1)                D (xx0232@1)I rarely use condoms I throw rocks at traffic
F#mI (244222@1)spread salmonella 
A (x02220@1)                              EI (022100@1)told my accountant I'm semi retired 
D (xx0232@1)                          F#mI (244222@1)pay cash in hand coz my visas expired 
D (xx0232@1)                                 Aand (x02220@1)secrets are like margarine,
E (022100@1)                                           F#m (244222@1)they're easy to spread but harder to clean
                    DA
 off your pants and once that stain is seen
 E (022100@1)                                                    E (022100@1)everyone knows I've been stickin my dick in the fridge!
	AWhat? (x02220@1)Nothing. Secrets!