Artist-Shack Song-Oscar Writer-Mick Head Tabbed by S. McNally Intro G-C-F-C (4x) Verse 1 G (320003@1) CYea (x32010@1)you know there's Oscar and he wheelchair bound F (133211@1) Cand (x32010@1)he's living off the state G (320003@1) CHe's (x32010@1)got this dream about living in the Netherlands F (133211@1) CWhere (x32010@1)sex is on the slate G (320003@1) CHe (x32010@1)asked this chick if she could help him out F (133211@1) CShe (x32010@1)said you know I oughta smack yer face G (320003@1) CThese (x32010@1)arms do nothing and I'm not trying to be funny F (133211@1) Cbut (x32010@1)I just don't think we got the space Chorus (C) GYou (320003@1)gotta settle down CYou (x32010@1)gotta think it out F (133211@1) CYou (x32010@1)gotta paint the scene (C) GI'm (320003@1)not made of stone CCan't (x32010@1)do it on my own F (133211@1) CCan't (x32010@1)you see what I mean? Verse Yea he gotta a letter from a friend of his who's living in Amsterdam He's got this woman who comes around a couple times a month it's a lady her names Ann Yea she pops up and down once or twice a month it's all part of some brand new government plan She said she doesn't think of herself as a prostitute She's more of a healer-yea that's Ann Chorus You gotta settle down You gotta think it out You gotta paint the scene I'm not made of stone Can't do it on my own Can't you see what I mean? Bridge Dm (xx0231@1) FAnd (133211@1)I'm sick and tired of this place C (x32010@1) Git's (320003@1)driving me insane Dm (xx0231@1) FAnd (133211@1)I'll save all my money C (x32010@1) Gand (320003@1)get on that plane Dm (xx0231@1) FAnd (133211@1)I have to have the courage C (x32010@1) Gto (320003@1)determine what's out there for me Am (x02210@1) Em (022000@1) Dm (xx0231@1) GAnd (320003@1)I said I could stay with him Am (x02210@1) Em (022000@1) Dm (xx0231@1) GAnd (320003@1)since I'm very good friends of his Intrusmental (over verse chords) Verse Yea you know there's Oscar and he's wheelchair bound and he's living off the state He's got this dream about living in the Netherlands Where sex is on the slate He asked this chick if she could help him out She said you know I oughta smack yer face These arms do nothing and I'm not trying to be funny but I just don't think we got the space Chorus You gotta settle down You gotta think it out You gotta paint the scene I'm not made of stone Can't do it on my own Can't you see what I mean? Bridge And I'm sick and tired of this place it's driving me insane And I'll save all my money and get on that plane And I have to have the courage to determine what's out there for me And I said I could stay with him And since I'm very good friends of his I said I could stay with him And since I'm very good friends of his Outro C (x32010@1) DmHey (xx0231@1)Now!! C (x32010@1) DmHey (xx0231@1)Now!! C (x32010@1) DmHey (xx0231@1)Now!! C (x32010@1) DmHey (xx0231@1)Now!! End on G