G (320003@1)                           DYou (xx0232@1)can quit smokin but your still gonna die
                        GCut (320003@1)out cokin but your still gonna die
                      CEliminate (x32010@1)everything fatty and fried and
G (320003@1)                                D (xx0232@1)         Gyou (320003@1)can get real healthy but your still gonna die
                         DStop (xx0232@1)drinkin booze your still gonna die
                                       GStay (320003@1)away from loose women, son, your still gonna die
                            CYou (x32010@1)can cut out coffee and never get high
          D (xx0232@1)                                   Gbut (320003@1)your still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die
chorus
G (320003@1)                        D (xx0232@1)          
Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die
                           GStill (320003@1)gonna, still gonna, still gonna die
                            CYou (x32010@1)can even give aerobics one more try but
          D (xx0232@1)                     Gwhen (320003@1)the music stops playin your still gonna die
                                DPut (xx0232@1)seatbelts in your car your still gonna die
                           GCut (320003@1)nicotine and tar your still gonna die
                                      CYou (x32010@1)can exercise that celulite right off of your thigh,
      D (xx0232@1)                         Gget (320003@1)slimmer and trimmer but your still gonna die
                        DStop (xx0232@1)gettin a tan your still gonna die
                            GEat (320003@1)a lot of oat bran your still gonna die
                        CYou (x32010@1)can search for UFOs up in the sky,
       D (xx0232@1)                        Gmight (320003@1)fly you to Mars where your still gonna die
chorus
G (320003@1)                             DYour (xx0232@1)still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die
                                GYour (320003@1)still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die
                              CWith (x32010@1)all the REBOK and NIKEs passin you by,
         D (xx0232@1)                          Gyou (320003@1)can jog on up to Heaven but your still gonna die
                            DDrink (xx0232@1)Jensing tonics, your still gonna die
                         GTry (320003@1)high colonics, your still gonna die
                               CYou (x32010@1)can have yourself frozen, suspended in time
               D (xx0232@1)                     Gbut (320003@1)when they thaw you out, huh, your still gonna die
                             DYou (xx0232@1)can have safe sex, your still gonna die
                                  GYou (320003@1)can switch to Crest but your still gonna die

You can get rid of stress, get alot of rest, 

get an AIDS test, enroll in EST, move out west 

where its sunny and dry and live to be a hundred 
          D (xx0232@1)         Gbut (320003@1)your still gonna die
chorus
G (320003@1)                             D (xx0232@1)                                   
Your still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die
                                GYour (320003@1)still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die
                                       CSo (x32010@1)you better have some fun before you say BYE BYE

Cause your still gonna, still gonna,

still gonna, still gonna, still gonna, 
              D (xx0232@1)         Gstill (320003@1)gonna, still gonna die

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