D (xx0232@1)                 B (x2444x@1)                  AI (x02220@1)guess this means we won't be partyin' at Dude's house
        GWe (320003@1)were really gone
        F#Parkin' (244322@1)on his lawn
EWe (022100@1)thought his parents wouldn't be back home til dawn!
  D (xx0232@1)                 B (x2444x@1)                 AI (x02220@1)guess this means we won't be hangin' at Dude's house
         GSoon (320003@1)the cops were there
        F#We (244322@1)were throwin' chairs
     ESome (022100@1)dudes got caught cuz they fell down the stairs!

  D (xx0232@1)                 B (x2444x@1)                  AI (x02220@1)guess this means we won't be freakin' at Dude's house
      GOh (320003@1)we had a blast
       F#But (244322@1)it didn't last
   EAt (022100@1)least I got the Sheriff to sign my cast!

  D (xx0232@1)                 B (x2444x@1)                 AI (x02220@1)guess this means we won't be jammin' at Dude's house
    DThe (xx0232@1)party got busted
  B (x2444x@1)                         ABefore (x02220@1)his folks came back in town

D (xx0232@1)                       B (x2444x@1)                 A (x02220@1)          AG F#And (244322@1)I guess this means we won't be rockin' at Dude's house
D (xx0232@1)                       EEvery (022100@1)time we try to have fun...

THE MAN ALWAYS BRINGS ME DOWN!!!
(Place guitar on ground, set on fire.)

(Neither I nor ultimate-guitar.com are responsible for any burning of guitars, people,
or carpets. It was only a suggestion, any decision to set fires are completely up to you.)