Artist: Steel Panther
Song: Community Property
Tabs: Helmertz

Hai guys! I this is a simplified acoustic version of this song!
This tab is based on the awesome tab that 'T' made!

This isn't exactly how the song is played, but like I said, it's and simplified version,
and I think it turned out pretty well.

If you have any suggestions/etc, please leave a comment below, or send a mail to 
'johanhelmertz@hotmail.com'.

Enjoy!

Tuning: EADGBE
Capo: 1st fret

VERS
         DI (xx0232@1)would give you the stars in the sky
                       ABut (x02220@1)they're too far away
    DIf (xx0232@1)you were a hooker, you'd know
                  AI'd (x02220@1)be happy to pay
 DIf (xx0232@1)suddenly you were a guy
                  AI'd (x02220@1)be suddenly gay

CHORUS
           D (xx0232@1)      G (320003@1)     A'Cause (x02220@1)my heart belongs to you
    D (xx0232@1)     G (320003@1)      AMy (x02220@1)love is pure and true
    D (xx0232@1)      G (320003@1)     AMy (x02220@1)heart belongs to you
    GBut (320003@1)my cock is community property

VERSE
            DYou're (xx0232@1)the only girl that I like to screw
                     AWhen (x02220@1)I'm not on the road
 DWhen (xx0232@1)I come home, my dinner's made
                       AAnd (x02220@1)the front lawn is mowed
 DI'll (xx0232@1)kiss your mouth
                           AEven (x02220@1)after you swallow my load

CHORUS
           D (xx0232@1)      G (320003@1)     A'Cause (x02220@1)my heart belongs to you
             D (xx0232@1)         G (320003@1)        AThere (x02220@1)ain't nothing that I wouldn't do, for you
    D (xx0232@1)      G (320003@1)     AMy (x02220@1)heart belongs to you
    G (320003@1)                              GD A(listen to the song to get this thing right)
But my cock is community property

BRIDGE
A (x02220@1)     Bm (x24432@1)     GI (320003@1)wanna make it clear
So you retain it
A (x02220@1)     Bm (x24432@1)      GMy (320003@1)dick's a free spirit
And you can't restrain it
No, you just can't chain it down

SOLO
A Bm G G x3

VERS (picked)
 DI (xx0232@1)love you so much it hurts
                    AFrom (x02220@1)my head to my feet
 DI (xx0232@1)think of you and I can't
                    AHelp (x02220@1)but fondle my meat
 DI (xx0232@1)see your face every time
                    AThat (x02220@1)I go out and cheat

CHORUS
           D (xx0232@1)      G (320003@1)     A'Cause (x02220@1)my heart belongs to you
             D (xx0232@1)         G (320003@1)        AThere (x02220@1)ain't nothing that I wouldn't do
    D (xx0232@1)      G (320003@1)     AMy (x02220@1)heart belongs to you
        D (xx0232@1)       G (320003@1)      ABut (x02220@1)my dong is community property

Yeah, yeah, yeah

OUTRO
D G A A x4