G (320003@1)	          Am(7)
Wanna have some quality time with my son
C (x32010@1)		                                   GSo (320003@1) I brought him down to the fishin' hole
G (320003@1)	                                              Am(7)
Didn't like the feelin of that worm in his hand
C (x32010@1)	                                 DGot (xx0232@1)mad, threw down his fishin pole

G (320003@1)	                                               Am(7)
Said that's all right son lets go and get an ice cream
C (x32010@1)                                  GLet (320003@1)your old man buy you a treat
G (320003@1)	                                                  Am(7)
But he didn't like no flavors up upon that wall
C (x32010@1)                                        DStarted (xx0232@1)crying and ran into the street

G (320003@1)                   BHe's (x2444x@1)an a**hole, my kids an a**hole
C (x32010@1)		                      GI (320003@1)swear he just don't float my boat
G (320003@1)           BAlways (x2444x@1)crying, always crying, 
C (x32010@1)			                                Gmade (320003@1)me wanna punch him in his little throat


(that's basically the entire song, and the at the very end...)

C (x32010@1)	              GI'm (320003@1)on a real a**hole streak
C (x32010@1)	                       GI (320003@1)could open an a**hole boutique
C (x32010@1)		                          GI (320003@1)think this song has reached its peak
C (x32010@1)			                          GGoodbye (320003@1)you a**holes, see you next week