Intro: D  Dsus2  D  Em9   (x4)


Verse one:

 D (xx0232@1)    D/C#D/Bm (x40232@1)     Dmaj (xx0232@1)                           
Here we are, dear old friend 
Bm (x24432@1)   Bm/A (x04440@1)G (320003@1)  A (x02220@1)
You and I, drunk again. 
 D (xx0232@1)             D/C# (x40232@1)D/Bm           Dmaj (xx0232@1)                         
Laughs have been had, tears have been shed.
Bm (x24432@1)      Bm/A (x04440@1)     G (320003@1)        A (x02220@1)
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head.

Chorus one:

    D (xx0232@1)       A (x02220@1)          Bm (x24432@1)         GBut (320003@1)if I were gay I would give you my heart.
 D (xx0232@1)           A (x02220@1)         Bm (x24432@1)        GAnd (320003@1)if I were gay you'd be my work of art.
 D (xx0232@1)        A (x02220@1)             Bm (x24432@1)     G (320003@1)And if I were gay we would swim in romance. 
 A (x02220@1)                 G (320003@1)           A (x02220@1)     
But I'm not gay. So get your hand out of my

 D (xx0232@1)Dsus2 (xx0230@1)D (xx0232@1)Em9 (022032@1) (x2)
pants.


Verse two:

 D (xx0232@1)         D/C# (x40232@1)  D/Bm    Dmaj (xx0232@1)                           
It's not that I dont care, I do. 
   Bm (x24432@1)     Bm/A (x04440@1) G (320003@1)     A (x02220@1)
I just dont see myself in you. 
 D (xx0232@1)    D/C# (x40232@1)D/Bm   Dmaj (xx0232@1)                            
Another time another scene
        Bm (x24432@1)   B/A (024242@1)              G (320003@1)         A (x02220@1)
I'd be right behind you.. if you know what i mean.:)


Chorus two:

      D (xx0232@1)        A (x02220@1)         Bm (x24432@1)        GCause (320003@1)if I were gay i would give you my soul. 
    D (xx0232@1)        A (x02220@1)         B (x2444x@1)          G (320003@1)And if i were gay I would give you my whole being.
    D (xx0232@1)        A (x02220@1)          B (x2444x@1)           GAnd (320003@1)if i were gay we would tear down the walls. 
 A (x02220@1)               G (320003@1)           A (x02220@1)     
But im not gay so wont you stop cupping my.. 
 D (xx0232@1)Dsus2 (xx0230@1)D (xx0232@1)Em9 (022032@1) (x2)  
hand.


Outro:

 D (xx0232@1)        Dsus2 (xx0230@1)    D (xx0232@1)        Em9We've (022032@1)never hugged... weve never kissed.
      D (xx0232@1)        Dsus2 (xx0230@1)  D (xx0232@1)       Em9I've (022032@1)never been intimate with your fist. 
 D (xx0232@1)          Dsus2 (xx0230@1) D (xx0232@1)      Em9But (022032@1)you have opened brand new doors 
 D (xx0232@1)     Dsus2 (xx0230@1)   D (xx0232@1)  Em9 (022032@1)    
Get over here and drop your..
  D (xx0232@1)    Dsus2 (xx0230@1)  D (xx0232@1)  Em9 (022032@1) (x4)
drawers. 


End on D

Chords used:
A......x02220
Bm.....x24432
Bm/A...x04432
D......xx0232
Dmaj...200232
D/Bm...x20232
D/C#...x40232
Dsus2..xx0230
Em9....xx0032
G......320033