capo on first fret

*muted strums*

*alternate between muted strums and D*

Dsus2 D (X8)

Dmissed (xx0232@1)my alarm clock ringing, woke up telephone screaming

G (320003@1)                           Dboss (xx0232@1)man singing his same old song

Drolled (xx0232@1)in late 'bout an hour, no cup of coffee, no shower

G (320003@1)                                    Dwalk (xx0232@1)of shame with two different shoes on.

        Bmnow (x24432@1)its poor me, why me, oh me

           Gboring (320003@1)the same old worn out blah blah story

        D (xx0232@1)                           Athere's (x02220@1)no good explanation for it at all.

D (xx0232@1)                      Aaint (x02220@1)no rhyme or reason, no complicated meaning

Bm (x24432@1)                          G (320003@1)     Aaint (x02220@1)no need to overthink it, let go laughing

Dlife (xx0232@1)dont go quite like you plan it

Awe (x02220@1)try so hard to understand it

    Bm (x24432@1)         A (x02220@1)          G (320003@1)      G(stop)D (320003@1)the irrefutable, indisputable fact is,    pshh it happens.

   Dmy (xx0232@1)trusty rusty had a flat, i bor'wed my neighbor's cadillac

     G (320003@1)                                Di'll (xx0232@1)be right back, going down to wally world

     Dthat (xx0232@1)yellow light turned red too quickly
knew that truck the moment it hit me

G (320003@1)                           Dout (xx0232@1)stepped my ex and his new girl
(spoken: sorry 'bout your neck, baby.)

        Bmnow (x24432@1)its poor me, why me, oh me

           Gboring (320003@1)the same old worn out blah blah story

        D (xx0232@1)                           Athere's (x02220@1)no good explanation for it at all.

D (xx0232@1)                      Aaint (x02220@1)no rhyme or reason, no complicated meaning

Bm (x24432@1)                          G (320003@1)     Aaint (x02220@1)no need to overthink it, let go laughing

Dlife (xx0232@1)dont go quite like you plan it

Awe (x02220@1)try so hard to understand it

    Bm (x24432@1)         A (x02220@1)          G (320003@1)         Bmthe (x24432@1)irrefutable, indisputable fact is, it happens.

Bm G D A

D (xx0232@1)                      Aaint (x02220@1)no rhyme or reason, no complicated meaning

Bm (x24432@1)                          G(stop) (320003@1) Aaint (x02220@1)no need to overthink it, let go laughing

Dlife (xx0232@1)dont go quite like you plan it

Awe (x02220@1)try so hard to understand it

    Bm (x24432@1)         A (x02220@1)          G (320003@1)     
the irrefutable, indisputable fact is

        Bm (x24432@1)         A (x02220@1)           Bm (x24432@1)         A (x02220@1)               Goh, (320003@1)the irrefutable, indisputable, absoluteable totally beautiful fact is

G (stop) D
   pshh, it happens.

NOTE: any time there's just a D in a verse (not in a pre-chorus or chorus, only in 
a verse) you can continue the intro "Dsus2 D" pattern for authencity. listen to 
the track to hear how it sounds. :)