This is the monologue song (la la la) from when Taylor hosted Saturday Night Live
on 11/7/09. This may not be completely correct, sort of learned this by ear, sort 
of by the performance... first tab. let me know of any corrections if ya find anything wrong :)
CAPO 2

C (x32010@1)C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)        Am (x02210@1)      EmI (022000@1)like glitter and sparkly dresses. 
FBut (133211@1)I'm not gonna talk about that 
Gin (320003@1)my monologue.
C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)         Am (x02210@1)                   EmI (022000@1)like baking and things that smell like winter. 
FBut (133211@1)I'm not gonna talk about that 
Gin (320003@1)my monologue.

CLa (x32010@1)la la. La la la.

C (x32010@1)                   G (320003@1)           Am (x02210@1)                       EmI (022000@1)like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me. 
FBut (133211@1)I'm not gonna say that 
Gin (320003@1)my monologue.

              C (x32010@1)                                 G (320003@1)                          Am (x02210@1)           EmI (022000@1)like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public. 
FBut (133211@1)I'm not gonna say that 
Gin (320003@1)my monologue.

C (x32010@1)C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1)   F (133211@1)                     GLa (320003@1)la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue.

C (x32010@1)                G (320003@1)                           Am (x02210@1)                         EmYou (022000@1)might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on the phone. 
FBut (133211@1)I'm not gonna mention him, 
Gin (320003@1)my monologue. 

CHey (x32010@1)Joe, I'm doing real well! 
G (320003@1)                  Am (x02210@1)      EmTonight (022000@1)I'm hosting 'SNL.' 
F (133211@1)
But I'm gonna brag about that 
Gin (320003@1)my monologue.


CLa (x32010@1)la la. Ha ha ha. 
Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. La la la.
C (x32010@1)                                            G (320003@1)                                 Am (x02210@1)        EmAnd (022000@1)if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from 'Twilight.' 
[ "Hi Taylor," wink & blows kiss.] 
FI'm (133211@1)not gonna comment on that
Gin (320003@1)my monologue.

C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1)   F (133211@1)                     GLa (320003@1)la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue.

AmAm                                                          EmYou (022000@1)might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye 
        F (133211@1)                                                                         
and how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue. 
C (x32010@1)                G (320003@1)                          Am (x02210@1)       G (320003@1)               FBut (133211@1)there's nothing more to say cuz everything's OK. 
                                         FI've (133211@1)got security lining the stage.

It's my 'SNL' monologue. 
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1)  F (133211@1)                     G (320003@1)
La la. La la la la la. This is my 'SNL' monologue. 
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1)   F (133211@1)                     GLa (320003@1)la. La la la la la. That was my 'SNL' monologue.