I.R.S. D5 E5 D5 G5 Eb5 D5 |------------|------------|---------|---------------|--------------------| |-----12b----|-----14b----|---------|---------------|---10b--10-9--------| |------------|------------|---------|---------------|--------------------| |------------|------------|---------|---------------|--------------------| |------------|------------|---------|---------------|--------------------| |------------|------------|---------|---------------|--------------------| No...Oh...Oh Is it true... |------------|--------------------| |--12b--12p10-12b-12p10--12-10~~--| |------------|--------------------| |------------|--------------------| |------------|--------------------| |------------|--------------------| What they say of yoooou? G5 A5 Gonna call the President Bb5 C5 Gonna call a Private Eye G5 A5 Gonna get the IRS Bb5 C5 Gonna need the FBI Eb5 D5 There's not anymore that I can do G5 A5 Bb5 All the reasons that you gave C5 I follow you G5 A5 Bb5 C5 So when you lead them in, that'll be the end of time it's true G5 A5 Wouldnt be the first time I've been wrong G5 A5 Wouldnt be the last I'm sure, I've Known Bb5 C5 with all the rumors I can tell, Bb5 C5 Some things didn't work so well Eb5 D5 Well anyway, it feels the same G5 C#5 C5 When you first told me you were gone, Bb5 G5 So long ago but I still held on C#5 C5 Through all the bullshit that I've had to take Bb5 G5 I've found the truth and here's the worst yet Wouldn't even matter the things that I say You've made your mind up and gone anyway And there's no use now in dragging it on Should've seen it coming all along Well it's true....ooh....I had, Forgotten you Gonna call the President Gonna call a Private Eye Gonna get the IRS Gonna need the FBI Gonna make it a federal case Gonna wave it right down in your face Read it baby with your morning news With a sweet hangover And the headlines too, now Ah ah Ah ah Wha you think I'm doing this all for my health? I should've looked again then at somebody else Feelin' like I've done way more than wrong Feelin' like I'm living inside of this song Feelin' like I'm just too tired to care Feelin' like I done more than my share Could've been the way that I carried on Like a broken record for so long And I do Ooh, oh. I'm Gonna call the President, I'm gonna call a private Eye Gonna get the IRS, Gonna need myself the FBI. oooh, what shall I do If I gave my heart to you It's such a crime you now it's true Gonna call the president Gonna call a private eye Ooh, gonna get the IRS Gonna need the FBI Gonna make it a federal case Gonna wave it right down in your face read it baby with your morning news With the sweet hangover and the headlines too There's not anymore that I can do