tunning: Eb Ab Db Gb Bb Eb

        G
It was long ago
 
       D           (Dsus4)
Seems like a dream 

           Em
The day I sucked the air 

        C
From a bottle of whipped cream 

      G
And I got real high 

           D               Em
And things got real slow 

"and I started talking like this" 

C
Whats going on? I don't know

            G           D (Dsus4)
and then I sold my car 
For a greatfull dead ticket

       Em 
Nd my dad yelled at me     

                   C
nd he grounded me
                                                   G
Nd he said I was a dick It was the worst day of my life 

                   D     (Dsus4)
And i'll never forget it 

         Em
But the very next day 
                              C
I was doing bong hits in the back of my friends chevvete

              G        D                      (Dsus4)
So don't tell me we're winning the war on drugs 

       Em                                      C
Cause drugs are like a big old can of Raid and you're all little bugs 

     G                       D   (Dsus4)
And don't tell me to not get high 

            Em                                            C
Cause im as low as i can get without kissing your ass and blowing you at the same time 

CHORUS: 
G                        D
Man don't tell me about love and peace 

     Em                      C                    G
When one of the Jones' has a hand gun pointing at me 

                  D
Dont tell me to "Just say no" 

      Em                  C
Im an addict, I say no to let me go 

G                    D
Whatever happened to Sex Drugs and rock and roll? 

Em               C                   G
Now we just have AIDS, crack and techno 

G F C G F C D Dsus4

G
So they busted me!
 
I said I say, fuck them up for selling dope

       Em
And i went to jail and I wasn't forgiven 

C
Like that little fucker who shot the pope and said 

G
"I have the right to remain silent" 

D                         (Dsus4)
But they couldn't explain 

     Em
How i didn't exist nd I wasnt violent 

      C
Cause all ive ever wanted is the right to remain 

              G                                D
and then they questioned me, yeah they asked me 
WHY? 

                      Em
And I said "I don't think I should be shot for selling pot

       C
this is my little way of saying... 

      G                                  D
High! And now my record 'sall fucked up" 

                          (D4)
Nd im not 'llowed to vote 

   Em
'N two times a week they make me piss in a cup

    C
But what i wanna do is piss down their throats 
CHORUS: 

G                        D
Man don't tell me about love and peace 

     Em                      C                    G
When one of the Jones' has a hand gun pointing at me 

                  D
Dont tell me to "Just say no" 

      Em                  C
Im an addict, I say no to let me go 

G                    D
Whatever happened to Sex Drugs and rock and roll? 

Em               C                   G
Now we just have AIDS, crack and techno

G F C G F C D Dsus4

"ok heres the sensitive part" 

G                                 D (Dsus4)
Nd they told me the time to change 

        Em                                       
Cause our parents have Hendrix Janice and Jim, 

     C       
but what about River Phoenix and Kurt Cobain? 

G
And they told me 

                  D (Dsus4)
To praise the Lord 

         Em
But i've been waiting so long for him to call me back 

     C
I think im gonna go and prey at Betty Four 

G                                 D (Dsus4)
And they told me that life is fair 
“BULLSHIT!" 

       Em 
But I cant smoke a plant that was made by God, 

         C
but I can kill my wife if i'm a football player 

               G                                D (Dsus4)
'N they told me, Yeah they told me to just ignore 

Em                                                         C
But i'd rather smoke crack outta Nancy Reagen's skull, while getting a blowjob from Tiffard Gold 

CHORUS: 
G                        D
Man don't tell me about love and peace 

     Em                      C                    G
When one of the Jones' has a hand gun pointing at me 

                  D
Dont tell me to "Just say no" 

      Em                  C
Im an addict, I say no to let me go 

G                    F                        
Whatever happened to Sex Drugs and rock and roll? 

C                   D                 G
Now we just have AIDS, crack and techno

ending: G F C G