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G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D7 (xx0212@1)G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)G (320003@1)GThey (320003@1)say the preacher used to preach just to try and save souls, well
GNow (320003@1)he's preaching just to buy jelly rolls
GOld (320003@1)deacon jones he was a preaching king
GMan (320003@1)they caught him 'round the house trying to shake that thing
CWell (x32010@1)they call that religion (they call that religion)
       GThey (320003@1)call that religion (they call that religion)
      D7 (xx0212@1)                                                         G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GThey (320003@1)call that religion, but you know he's going to hell when he dies

GTed (320003@1)Haggard was preacher down in Colorado Springs
          GHe (320003@1)was a friend of the president and everything
          Ghe (320003@1)said live your life right man, keep your hands clean
           G (320003@1)               G (320003@1)                 Gwell (320003@1)they caught him with a prostitute on methamphetamines
CWell (x32010@1)they call that religion (they call that religion)
GThey (320003@1)call the religion (they call that religion)
      D7 (xx0212@1)                                                         G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GThey (320003@1)call that religion, but you know he's going to hell when he dies

GOle (320003@1)Elron was a preacher now just the same 
            GHe (320003@1)had the millionaires now playing his game,
               GHe (320003@1)said uh, I got a science of a different kind well 
G (320003@1)       G (320003@1)                 Gfollow (320003@1)me movie stars move objects with your mind
CWell (x32010@1)they call that religion (they call that religion)
GThey (320003@1)call that religion (they call that religion)
      D7 (xx0212@1)                                                       G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GThey (320003@1)call that religion but you know he went to hell when he died

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G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D7 (xx0212@1)G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)G (320003@1)CYeah (x32010@1)they call that religion (they call that religion)
GThey (320003@1)call that religion (they call that religion)
      D7 (xx0212@1)                                                             G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GThey (320003@1)call that religion but you know they're going to hell when they die