You'll have to improvise a bit here, as it isn't 100% accurate. It actually can be 
played better in the Key of C major with a capo on the II fret. Enjoy!

D (xx0232@1)       D7I (xx0212@1)might lost my leg in the war
G (320003@1)         A7What (x02020@1)War? The War of love
D (xx0232@1)       D7My (xx0212@1)girl's a real shark
G (320003@1)                              A7I'm (x02020@1)not gonna try to uh debate it, not everybodys perfect

D (xx0232@1)                  D7 (xx0212@1)                 G (320003@1)         A7My (x02020@1)baby told me, "Darling if you can't get a pardon, better get a parole"
D (xx0232@1)                  D7 (xx0212@1)                 G (320003@1)         A7I (x02020@1)told her I'd be out by morning when the sun is down and with the money rolled
G (320003@1)  A7 (x02020@1)D (xx0232@1)   /C#          D7Ooh (xx0212@1)we, that gal's the gal for me
G (320003@1)        A7 (x02020@1)   DShe (xx0232@1)loves me tenderly

D (xx0232@1)                  D7 (xx0212@1)                 G (320003@1)         A7I (x02020@1)walked with my brand new slacks and my hair slick back down to Donny's pier
D (xx0232@1)                  D7 (xx0212@1)                 G (320003@1)         A7Donny (x02020@1)wants me to buy him a bottle but I blew my wallet on a chandelier
G (320003@1)  A7 (x02020@1)D (xx0232@1)   /C#          D7All (xx0212@1)for my loving gal Eleanor 
G (320003@1)        A7 (x02020@1)   Dwho (xx0232@1)loves the elderly

G (320003@1)           A7 (x02020@1) D (xx0232@1)   /C#          D7A (xx0212@1)bottle of scotch A dimesack and a diamond watch
G (320003@1)        A7 (x02020@1)   DWouldn't (xx0232@1)you like that
G (320003@1)           A7 (x02020@1) D (xx0232@1)   /C#          D7A (xx0212@1)bottle of gin A typewriter and a violin
G (320003@1)        A7 (x02020@1)   DWouldn't (xx0232@1)you like that

(piano part)
D (xx0232@1)                  D7 (xx0212@1)      G (320003@1)                                 A7Whoa! (x02020@1)James Felice on the piano. Real talent. Alright Jimmy that's enough let's wrap it up.

G (320003@1)           A7 (x02020@1) D (xx0232@1)   /C#          D7Ooh (xx0212@1)we, that gal's the gal for me
G (320003@1)        A7 (x02020@1)   DShe (xx0232@1)loves me tenderly

D (xx0232@1)                  D7 (xx0212@1)                 G (320003@1)         A7I (x02020@1)left my blue-eyed lady and went with Tony Mercedes to the gambling room
D (xx0232@1)                  D7 (xx0212@1)                 G (320003@1)         A7I (x02020@1)lost my diamond watch but in the parking lot I took back again
G (320003@1)           A7 (x02020@1) D (xx0232@1)   /C#          D7Oh (xx0212@1)man you've got to understand
G (320003@1)        A7 (x02020@1)   DShe (xx0232@1)loves me tenderly

G (320003@1)           A7 (x02020@1) D (xx0232@1)   /C#          D7A (xx0212@1)bottle of scotch A dimesack and a diamond watch
G (320003@1)        A7 (x02020@1)   DWouldn't (xx0232@1)you like that
G (320003@1)           A7 (x02020@1) D (xx0232@1)   /C#          D7A (xx0212@1)bottle of gin (what)A typewriter and a violin
G (320003@1)        A7 (x02020@1)   DWouldn't (xx0232@1)you like that

G (320003@1)           A7 (x02020@1) D (xx0232@1)   /C#          D7A (xx0212@1)sunny day, a shotgun and a Chevrolet
G (320003@1)        A7 (x02020@1)   DWouldn't (xx0232@1)you like that
G (320003@1)           A7 (x02020@1) D (xx0232@1)   /C#          D7A (xx0212@1)painted scene of horses on the city green
G (320003@1)        A7 (x02020@1)   DWouldn't (xx0232@1)you like that

G (320003@1)           A7 (x02020@1) D (xx0232@1)   /C#          D7A (xx0212@1)microwave, a pillbox and a jack of spades
G (320003@1)        A7 (x02020@1)   DWouldn't (xx0232@1)you like that