THE GREAT AUSTRALIAN MIDGET TOSS - - - - - - - - - - - 5 - - - 3 5 4 3 5 3 3 4 3 5 1 - 2 1 3 FC BBb G (320003@1)F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) B (x2444x@1)Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1)BbBigger (x1333x@1)than a medicine ball, but lighter than a shotput F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) B (x2444x@1) Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1)BbWhether (x1333x@1)you grab him by the hand, or whether you grab him by the foot G (320003@1) BbSome (x1333x@1)people say it's wrong, but it's really fun F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1)Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1)Bb (x1333x@1) (2x) Swing him round and let him go. Little limbs swing to and fro F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1)Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1)Bb (x1333x@1)Heave him out with all your might. Who's to say that it's not right? G (320003@1) BbI'm (x1333x@1)not the violent sort. It's my favorite sport F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1)Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1)Bb (x1333x@1)I hate to land them on their face. Those little guys are hard to replace F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1)Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1)BbFetch (x1333x@1)my nine-dwarf if you please, my eight-dwarf landed on his knees G (320003@1) BbThrowing (x1333x@1)little kids can work, but I'm not a jerk F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1)Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1)Bb (x1333x@1)They say short people got no reason, but they do in midget season F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1)Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1)Bb (x1333x@1)Oompah loompah doompity doo. I can throw him further than you G (320003@1) Bb (x1333x@1)If I come in first place I'll put him in my trophy case F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss High E string --1-----4--5--4-3-2---- (3x) G (320003@1) Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1)Bb (x1333x@1)F (133211@1)