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Am (x02210@1)                               G (320003@1)                    FI'm (133211@1)not an artist, I'm an asshole without a job,
              Emmaking (022000@1)money off alcohol.
Am (x02210@1)                         G (320003@1)             FMaking (133211@1)money off calling myself out,
                         Em"Look (022000@1)at me! A fraud, a phony!"

F (133211@1)      G (320003@1)   C (x32010@1)                   EmEntertainer- (022000@1)that's all you'll ever become.
F (133211@1)              G (320003@1)                 C (x32010@1)  EmYou're (022000@1)no artist - you're a musician.
F (133211@1)      G (320003@1)   C (x32010@1)                      EmSo (022000@1)entertain us, come on and sing us a song.
F (133211@1)               G (320003@1)         F (133211@1)         CKeep (x32010@1)the customers drunk.

Am (x02210@1)                           G (320003@1)             FI'm (133211@1)not a writer, I'm a kid with a guitar,
           Emand (022000@1)a notebook of scattered thoughts.
Am (x02210@1)                            G (320003@1)                                 FHum (133211@1)a tune, strum the blues, write some cryptic words.
                              EmWhatever (022000@1)works to get you to the next verse.
F (133211@1)      G (320003@1)     C (x32010@1)                   EmEntertainer- (022000@1)and once the curtains are drawn
F (133211@1)              G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)  Emyou're (022000@1)screaming contradiction.
F (133211@1)        G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)           EmSo (022000@1)entertain us, come on, sing us a song
F (133211@1)        G (320003@1)                   CThe (x32010@1)customer's never wrong

Em (022000@1)                              D (xx0232@1)                    CI'm (x32010@1)not a singer, I'm the one with the microphone.
                BmI've (x24432@1)been making shit up as I go.
Em (022000@1)                              D (xx0232@1)                    CI'm (x32010@1)not a singer - they handed me a microphone,
                                  Bmsaid (x24432@1)"Play along! the show's gotta go on!"
              EmAnd (022000@1)the show must go on
F (133211@1)     G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)       Em"Entertain (022000@1)us! Entertain us!"
F (133211@1)               G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)         EmGive (022000@1)the customers what they want.
F (133211@1)     G (320003@1)   C (x32010@1)              EmEntertainer- (022000@1)you're so down in the mouth,
F (133211@1)               G (320003@1)           F (133211@1)          Cbut (x32010@1)sales are up this month.
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