I've just simplified the other version as it seemed ridiculously impossible. Awesome song though.

             Bm (x24432@1)                       BmWhen (x24432@1)we walked the streets together
Bm (x24432@1)                                     BmAll (x24432@1)the faces seemed to smile back,
Bm (x24432@1)                                         Em (022000@1)                   
And now the pavements have nothing to offer
Em (022000@1)                               Bm (x24432@1)  
   And all the faces seem to need a slap

               Bm (x24432@1)               BmThere's (x24432@1)an unfamiliar grip 
Bm (x24432@1)                               Bmon (x24432@1)an unfamiliar handkerchief
Bm (x24432@1)                                                  
Attending to the tears on cheeks 
Em (022000@1)                    EmI (022000@1)wouldn't notice 
Em (022000@1)                                     Bm (x24432@1)         BmWith (x24432@1)you no matter how vicious the grief
Bm (x24432@1)               Em (022000@1)                    Em (022000@1)Her expression was damp and crooked 
Em (022000@1)                                     G (320003@1)
Grabs onto my throat and won't let go

A (x02220@1)      F# (244322@1)  Bm (x24432@1) D (xx0232@1)Won't let go
A (x02220@1)      F# (244322@1)  Bm (x24432@1) D (xx0232@1)Won't let go
A (x02220@1)      F# (244322@1)  Bm (x24432@1) DWon't (xx0232@1)let go

Bm (x24432@1)       D (xx0232@1)    A (x02220@1)
Save me from
      F#The (244322@1)secateurs
Bm (x24432@1)    D (xx0232@1)    AI'll (x02220@1)pretend
     F# (244322@1)I didn't hear
Bm (x24432@1)           D (xx0232@1)   
Can't you see
         A (x02220@1)         F# (244322@1)   
I'm a ghost in the wrong coat
Bm (x24432@1)      D (xx0232@1)     A (x02220@1)  F# (244322@1) 
   Biting butter and crumbs

Bm A Bm
[Pause]

             Bm (x24432@1)                 BmThere's (x24432@1)a handsome maverick 
Bm (x24432@1)                                      BmYou (x24432@1)don't talk about to keep me calm
Bm (x24432@1)                       Em (022000@1)              Em (022000@1)And I can't help it if I create a version
Em (022000@1)                          Bm (x24432@1)        BmThat (x24432@1)pulls you back onto his arm

Bm (x24432@1)        D (xx0232@1)       G (320003@1) 
Please don't tell me
F# (244322@1)                      Bm (x24432@1)    D (xx0232@1)  GYou (320003@1)don't have to darling, I can sense
F# (244322@1)                   Bm (x24432@1)         DThat (xx0232@1)he painted you a gushing sunset
G (320003@1)                  F# (244322@1)     Bm (x24432@1)     D (xx0232@1) 
And slayed angry panthers in your defence.
 G (320003@1)              F# (244322@1)      Bm (x24432@1)    D (xx0232@1) 
And he stands separate and ever deadly
G (320003@1)             F# (244322@1)           Bm (x24432@1)     
Clings onto my throat and won't let go

A (x02220@1)      F# (244322@1)  Bm (x24432@1) D (xx0232@1)Won't let go
A (x02220@1)      F# (244322@1)  Bm (x24432@1) D (xx0232@1)Won't let go
A (x02220@1)      F# (244322@1)  Bm (x24432@1) D (xx0232@1)Won't let go

BmSave (x24432@1)me from
BmThe (x24432@1)secateurs
BmI'll (x24432@1)pretend
BmI (x24432@1)didn't hear
BmCan't (x24432@1)you see
BmI'm (x24432@1)a ghost in the wrong coat
Bm (x24432@1)                     A (x02220@1) 
Biting butter and crumbs

Solo:
BmE GA F# (244322@1)
Bm (x24432@1)      D (xx0232@1)  A (x02220@1) 
Save me from
       F#The (244322@1)secateurs
Bm (x24432@1)    D (xx0232@1)    AI'll (x02220@1)pretend
      F# (244322@1)I didn't hear
Bm (x24432@1)          D (xx0232@1)   
Can't you see
         A (x02220@1)          F#I'm (244322@1)the ghost in the wrong coat
Bm (x24432@1)          D (xx0232@1)    A (x02220@1) F# (244322@1)     
    Biting butter and crumbs

Bm A Bm