Artist: Lillingtons
Song: I Got Abducted by a UFO
blah: blah blah blah

Easy song. 4 chords. Just D5, B5, G5, and A5. What? You say you don't know what that means?
Oh you ridiculously naive, simple minded fool. 
Well uncle Andy will show you:

D5 (xx023x@1)   B5 (x244xx@1)  G5 (355xxx@1)  A5e|-----|-----|-----|-----| (x022xx@1)B|-----|-----|-----|-----|
G|--7--|--4--|-----|-----|
D|--7--|--4--|--5--|--7--|
A|--5--|--2--|--5--|--7--|
E|-----|-----|--3--|--5--|

---intro/verse
D5 (xx023x@1)                         B5I (x244xx@1)got abducted by a ufo. and where we're going I don't know
G5 (355xxx@1)                                   A5but (x022xx@1)alls I know is that I've gotta get home

---interlude/chorus riff

e|-----------------|------------------|
B|-----------------|------------------|
G|-----------------|------------------| play twice.
D|-7-75-54-5-4-2-0-|-7-75-54-542-2420-| 2nd time let a D note ring,,
A|-----------------|------------------| (oh yeah, D note= D|-0~----| )
E|-----------------|------------------|

---verse
D5 (xx023x@1)                    B5I (x244xx@1)got abducted by a ufo. and where we're going I don't know
G5 (355xxx@1)                                   A5but (x022xx@1)alls I know is that I've gotta get home
D5 (xx023x@1)                                     B5I'm (x244xx@1)gonna write my mom each & every day. tell her I'm alright tell her i'm ok
G5 (355xxx@1)                                   A5and (x022xx@1)I'll tell here where we're going today

---chorus 
              D5 (xx023x@1)              B5well, (x244xx@1)I don't know. don't wanna go
           G5 (355xxx@1)              A5with (x022xx@1)the ufo. just let me go home

---verse
D5 (xx023x@1)                     B5I (x244xx@1)got abducted by a ufo. it took me on a trip down to mexico
G5 (355xxx@1)                                   A5but (x022xx@1)alls I know is that I've gotta get home
D5 (xx023x@1)                                B5took (x244xx@1)me last night across the usa. and I know things are gonna be okay
G5 (355xxx@1)                                A5when (x022xx@1)I get back to sunny californ-i-a

then chorus x2

---bridge
            D5 (xx023x@1)            B5 (x244xx@1)           G5 (355xxx@1)                A5don't (x022xx@1)wanna go. don't wanna go. with the ufo. please let me go home.

the chorus again

That's it you say? So short and lazy... was this song written by Mexicans?
"Wow! Uncle Andy, that was really racist!"
Nay, I say. For I am Mexican. Which grants me the liberty to call my people 
lazy. Just like how black people can say ni-

Good night, everybody!!!