this is a rap song, dunno if you've seen it if not this is the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=PlayList&p=5A9C50B207ADC1E0&index=0&playnext=1

The rythem is completely different to the actual song so here is the video i found the chords from
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9E4D9B7QRE


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e  |-----------------------------------|
B |----10----6----3--------------------|
G |------------------------------------|
D |------------------------------------|
A |------------------------------------|
E  |-----------------------------------|

F (133211@1)                        GLock (320003@1)eyes from across the room
AmDown (x02210@1)my drink while the rhythms boom
F (133211@1)                        GTake (320003@1)your hands, skip the names
AmNo (x02210@1)need here for the silly games
F (133211@1)                        GMake (320003@1)our way through the smoke and crowd
AmThe (x02210@1)club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
F (133211@1)	    GMove (320003@1)in close as the lasers fly
AmOur (x02210@1)bodies touch and the angels cry

F (133211@1)	      GLeave (320003@1)this place go back to yours
AmOur (x02210@1)lips first touch outside your doors
F (133211@1)                          GThe (320003@1)whole night what we've got in store
AmWhisper (x02210@1)in my ear that you want some more
F (133211@1)                           GAnd (320003@1)I jizz in my pants

F (133211@1)                           GThis (320003@1)really never happens you can take my word
AmI (x02210@1)won't apologize, that's just absurd
F (133211@1)                            GMainly (320003@1)your fault for the way that you dance
AmAnd (x02210@1)now I jizz in my pants
F (133211@1)                             GDon't (320003@1)tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
AmPlus (x02210@1)it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
FI'm (133211@1)very sensitive , some would say thats a plus

AmNow (x02210@1)I'll go home and change

(carry on with this rythem)

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit
And I jizzed in my pants

It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup
On aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair
You were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans makes me
Bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm gonna pay by check

Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
And I jizzed in my pants

Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
And I jizz in my pants

The next day
My alarm goes off
And I jizz in my pants

Open the window and a breeze rolls in
And I jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
I jizzed in my pants

I just ate a grape
And I jizzed in my pants

I went to. . .
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

Capo 1st Fret
F (133211@1)                 GI (320003@1)jizz right in my pants
AmEvery (x02210@1)time you're next to me
F (133211@1)                  GAnd (320003@1)when we're holdin hands
AmIts (x02210@1)like havin sex with me
F (133211@1)                   GYou (320003@1)say I'm premature
AmI (x02210@1)just call it ectasy
F (133211@1)                   GI (320003@1)wear a rubber at all times
AmIts (x02210@1)a necessity
F (133211@1)                    GCuz (320003@1)I jizz in my pants
Am(I (x02210@1)jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3))
F (133211@1)                     GYes (320003@1)I jizz in my pants
Am(I (x02210@1)jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)