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| CHORDS:   EADGBE     |
|           ------     |
| C:        X32010     |
| D:        XX0232     |
| F:        133xxx     |
| G:        355xxx     |
|                      |
| P:        Pull Off   |
| B:        Bend       |
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INTRO:

e|-10--
b|-12--
G|-12--
D|-12--
A|-10--
E|-10?

 OR e|-7--
b|-8--
G|-7--
D|-5--
A|-5--
E|-5--


Guitar 1


e|-7---6-?-5---7--------------------------------------------------------|
B|-8---8?--6---8-------- repeat until the riff begins ------------------|
G|-7---7---5---7--------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------|


Guitar 2

e|----------------|
B|----------------|
G|-0-0--000-0-0---|
D|----------------|
A|----------------|
E|----------------|


Guitar 1

e|-7-7-7-7---6-6-6-6---5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-----------------------------|
B|-8-8-8-8?--8-8-8-8---6-6-6-6---8-8-8-8-----------------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7---5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-----------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|  X 2


VERSE 1:

Guitar 1 & 2

   FG G (320003@1)FG Ge|------------------| (320003@1)B|------------------|
G|------------------|
D|-3/5--5?-3/5--5---|
A|-3/5--5?-3/5--5---|
E|-1/3--3?-1/3--3---|

I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop
I've got a girl and she likes to shop
The other foot looks like it won't drop
I had an uncle and he got shot


D (xx0232@1) 		          C (x32010@1)                   DIs (xx0232@1)this greeting the type that's meant for me?
		        CAre (x32010@1)you part of this kakistocracy?


VERSE 2:

This ringing in my ears won't stop
I've got a red Japanese teapot
I've got a pen but I lost the top
I've got so many things you haven't got

Repeat intro:

My fellow's craft is just not for sharing
He's not an intimate secretary


VERSE 3:

I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop
I've got a girl and she likes to shop
The other foot looks like it won't drop
I had an uncle but he got shot


D (xx0232@1)                C (x32010@1)               DFill (xx0232@1)her up with obscurest malarkey
 		       CThe (x32010@1)doulocracy ecclesiarchy
D (xx0232@1)	                   CMy (x32010@1)fellow's craft is just not for sharing
D (xx0232@1)             CHe's (x32010@1)not an intimate secretary


VERSE 4: (Both verses sang over each other)

This ringing in my ears won't stop	      The exarchy's inspector inquisitor
I've got ared (x02210@1)Japanese teapot		      The temporal illustrious master
I've got apen (x02210@1)but I lost the top	      Are you part of this kakistocracy?
I've got so many things you haven't got    Is this greeting the type that meant for me?


G5 (355xxx@1)Outro:

Guitar 1

e|-777777777777?-66666666666666?-55555555555555555------------------|
B|-777777777777?-66666666666666?-55555555555555555------------------|
G|-777777777777--66666666666666--55555555555555555------------------|
D|------------------------------------?----?--------------------5---|
E|--?-----------------------------------------------------------5---|
A|--?-----------------------------------------------------------3---|