First time tabbing! Enjoy :)
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((No guitar for the spoken intro))

Twas the night before Christmas
And all thought the house
Not a creature was stirring
Except for... A WOMBAT?!


G (320003@1)                                 EmCan (022000@1)hear the sleigh bells coming around the bend
               D (xx0232@1)                       Chere (x32010@1)comes the darkest end Christmas is here
G (320003@1)                               EmIt's (022000@1)about not extending to the overdraft
              D (xx0232@1)                            CTo (x32010@1)scrape out what is left at the end of the year

G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1)             ITS CHRISTMAS!
G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1)
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G |-2-2-2--------|-2-2-2--------|
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A |--------------|--------------|
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G (320003@1)                                   EmTurn (022000@1)back to the future off I've seen it before
            D (xx0232@1)                              CMaybe (x32010@1)every year and more it's great but not again
G (320003@1)                                             EmAnd (022000@1)what's that burning! What's that burning my mum shrieks down
                     D (xx0232@1)                             CWhile (x32010@1)she's touching up her brow for when the family arrive


        Am (x02210@1)                                 CAnd (x32010@1)the red wine plummets down and we should all be in out beds
         Am (x02210@1)                           C (x32010@1)                DBut (xx0232@1)it's right wing versus left til the wings fall off out heads
                   

            GAnd (320003@1)is this Christmas?
        EmIs (022000@1)this Christmas?
        D (xx0232@1)           CIs (x32010@1)this Christmas, my dear?
        GIs (320003@1)this Christmas?
        EmIs (022000@1)this Christmas?
        D (xx0232@1)                       CWhatever (x32010@1)happened to that festive cheer?


G (320003@1)                                 EmCan (022000@1)hear the sleigh bells coming around the bend
               D (xx0232@1)                       CHere (x32010@1)comes the darkest end Christmas is here
        Am (x02210@1)                           CAnd (x32010@1)the ice burns up the hill until we all lose our feet
          Am (x02210@1)                              C (x32010@1)        DThough (xx0232@1)it never really snows it's more like horizontal sleet

            GAnd (320003@1)is this Christmas?
        EmIs (022000@1)this Christmas?
        D (xx0232@1)           CIs (x32010@1)this Christmas, my dear?
        GIs (320003@1)this Christmas?
        EmIs (022000@1)this Christmas?
        D (xx0232@1)                       CWhatever (x32010@1)happened to that festive cheer?

G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1)                    GDon't (320003@1)you just love Christmas
                    EmDon't (022000@1)you just love Christmas
                    DDon't (xx0232@1)you just love Christmas
                    CDon't (x32010@1)you just love Christmas
                GEverybody (320003@1)loves Christmas
                EmEverybody (022000@1)loves Christmas
                DEverybody (xx0232@1)loves Christmas
                 CEverybody (x32010@1)loves, everybody loves
D (xx0232@1)                     GEveryone (320003@1)it's Christmas!