Theory of a Deadman: Hate my Life I used a capo on the first fret but if you dont have one you can tune a half step up or in a key up, your choice... THIS IS MY FIRST TAB!!!!! CSo (x32010@1)sick of the hobos GAlways (320003@1)beggin' for change FI (133211@1)don't like how I gotta work CAnd (x32010@1)they just sit around and get paid CI (x32010@1)hate all of the people GWho (320003@1)can't drive their cars FBitch (133211@1)you better get out of the way CBefore (x32010@1)I, start falling apart CI (x32010@1)hate my wife Gshe's (320003@1)always on my ass FShe (133211@1)wants to buy brand new things CBut (x32010@1)I, don't have the cash (Refrain) GWell (320003@1)I hate my job, all my rich friends F (133211@1) CI (x32010@1)hate everyone to the bitter end G (320003@1) FNothing (133211@1)turns out right, there's no end in sight CI (x32010@1)hate my life How come I never get laid? Nice guys always lose How could she have another headache? There's always some kind of excuse I still hate my job My boss is a dick I don't get paid nearly enough To put up with all of his shit -(Refrain)- solo e#|------------------------------------------------------------------------| B#|--------------6--------------------------6------------------------------| G#|--8---6----8-----8---6---6---8----6--6-------8---6----------------------| D#|------------------------------------------------------------------------| A#|------------------------------------------------------------------------| E#|------------------------------------------------------------------------| e#|------------------------------------------------------------------------| B#|-------------6--------------------------6------------------6------------| G#|--8--6----8-----8---6---6---8----6--6-------8---6---6---8-----8---------| D#|------------------------------------------------------------------------| A#|------------------------------------------------------------------------| E#|------------------------------------------------------------------------| I hate that I can't tell When a girl's underage And how when I tell her she's a nice piece of ass Then her daddy punches me in the face So if you're pissed like me Bitches here's what you've gotta do Put your middle fingers up in the air Go on and say 'Fuck you' -(Refrain)- GSo (320003@1)much at stake FCan't (133211@1)catch a break CI (x32010@1)hate my life GNo (320003@1)there's nothing new FAnd (133211@1)it sucks to be you CI (x32010@1)fucking hate my life I used a capo on the first fret but if you dont have one you can tune a half step up or in a key up, your choice... THIS IS MY FIRST TAB!!!!! and im only fifteen lol really!!