Artist: They Might Be Giants
Song: Santa's Beard
Album: Lincoln

Intro: ( C D G A )

Verse 1:
C (x32010@1)       D (xx0232@1)      G (320003@1)             A (x02220@1) Once a year my friend puts on a red suit
C (x32010@1)           D (xx0232@1)       G (320003@1)       A (x02220@1) and hangs around with me and my wife
C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)                Em (022000@1)  
  but lately I've been feeling jealous
 F (133211@1)                         G (320003@1)each time she climbs on his knee
C (x32010@1)         D (xx0232@1)                 G (320003@1)        A (x02220@1) And she stands beneath the mistletoe screaming
C (x32010@1)            D (xx0232@1)               G (320003@1)        A (x02220@1) for him to stand beneath the mistletoe screaming
C (x32010@1)             D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1) now I can't help but feeling jealous
 F (133211@1)                         Geach (320003@1)time she climbs on his knee
 F (133211@1)                        Gwhy (320003@1)must she climb on his knee


Chorus:
C (x32010@1)         D (xx0232@1)          G (320003@1)          
  I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
C (x32010@1)               D (xx0232@1)               G (320003@1)      
  she kissed him once and whispered in his ear
C (x32010@1)         D (xx0232@1)          G (320003@1)          
  I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
   Am (x02210@1)                      F (133211@1)          
I wish he would go   he's breaking up my home

( CD GA )

Verse 2:
She always had this twisted side to her
but she'd never drag my name around town
but lately she's been humming cheating songs
and I don't like that fat guy around
no I don't like that fat guy around

Chorus:
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard       
she kissed him once and whispered in his ear      
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard          
I wish he would go   he's breaking up my home
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard       
Thrilling (Thrilling) Christmas (Christmas) Trembling fear      
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard          
I wish he would go   he's breaking up my home

Coda:
C D G A
D (xx0232@1)