Here's another hilarious song from the musically talented half of the Youtube
sensation, the vlogbrothers, Hank Green. If you haven't figured out what the
song is about after listening to it even once, this song is about the
stupidity of people and how they should pay for their own ignorance. And
let's face it, we've all had these feelings before. This song is off his
first CD, "So Jokes".If you have any problems with the tab, just listen to 
the song and it should all make sense. And, when you've made your final 
judgement on the tab, please rate and comment

Chords:
lowEADGBe
Am:X02210
 G:320003
 F:XX3211 (or you could do the barre version if you want)
 C:X32010

Intro:

Am G F Am G F C F G Am Am G F

(-sidenote- The intro is the exact same chord progression as all the verses.
  If you get the intro down then you know almost the entire song.)


Verse 1:

   Am         G
Oh hello Evil Lady
F
at the grocery store 
   Am                   G
it seems that you don't know
         F
what the express lane's for
        C               F
It says twelve items or less
           G                  Am
But you're exempt from that I guess
        Am         G               F
And you started an arguement about coupons

Verse 2:

    Am                 G
Oh, don't make me kill you
F
over twenty five cents
     Am                 G
I'll give you a freakin quarter
      F
if it makes that much difference
        C                         F
And you just remembered something you forgot to get
     G                   Am
Your husband'll be right back with it
Am    G
OK... that's it,
          F
I'm gonna kill you

Chorus 1:

     Am        G
Yeah I'm gonna kill you
    F                   Am
and possibly your whole family too
Am                 G
All I want is some courtesy
     F                     Am
some kindness and maybe an apology
       Am                  F                   
If you don't get out of my grocery line
        G                       Am
I'll do scorpion's fatality and rip out your spine
    Am                      G
I'm usually a very peaceful person
              F
but I'm gonna kill you

Verse 3:

  Am           G         F
I just wrote a note to a guy down the street
    Am       G             F
who recently invested in a giant SUV
           C                        F
it said "I hope you know that we're fightin' a war
           G                              Am
so you can get your fat ass home from the grocery store
      Am              G                F
You'd better trade it in, or I'm gonna kill you"

Chorus 2:

     Am        G
Yeah I'm gonna kill you
       F                Am
with a car bomb in your H2
  Am                  G
I don't think it'd be too much to ask
    F               Am
for you to be a bit less of an ass
  Am                        F
I suggest you reinvest in a Honda Fit
       G             Am
If you don't, you're gonna regret it
    Am                      G
I'm usually a very peaceful person,
              F
but I'm gonna kill you

Verse 4:

     Am    G        F
It's 3:00 AM and my neighbor upstairs
   Am       G             F
is actually worse than my worst nightmares
   C                F
He had some friends over
         G              Am
for some late-night Red Rover
Am        G                         F
And now...yeah...they're practicing tap dance

Chorus 3:

     Am        G     
Yeah I'm gonna kill you
    F                 Am
and all your loud-ass friends too
  Am                  G
I don't think it'd be too much to ask
    F               Am
for you to be a bit less of an ass
     Am             F
If I don't get some peace and quiet
     G            Am
I'll put you on a strychnine diet
    Am                      G
I'm usually a very peaceful person
              F
but I'm gonna kill you.

Outro:

(Repeat the chord progression in the Chorus section and end on Am.)

(Repeat the chord progression from the verse)

And that should be that for I'm Gonna Kill You by Hank Green Once again, please rate and 
comment when you have made your final judgement on the tab. And, if you
liked this tab, feel free to stop by my profile page on this site and check
out some of the others. And feel free to also join my "UGs Online Debate"
group where you get to debate and argue with other UG people over music
topics.

-I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.